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Aw, Look! She Has Her Daddy’s Hairline
Samantha Burke, the lady into whom Jude Law ejaculated minus a rubber, is cashing in on her half famous/half mortal progeny nicely. She granted exclusive rights to pictures of new baby Sophia to Hello! magazine for a cool $300,000. And Jude is not cool with this. A source told the NY Daily News:
“He wants to [...]
Jude Law About as Responsible as You Suspected
The world has changed so much since we were kids. Back then, Mommy and Daddy sat you down for a discussion that began, “When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other verrrry much . . . ” But these days that conversation is more likely to go a little something like this: “When a [...]
More Boring Celebrity Babies
The celebrity baby boom continues today with the offspring of Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo. Separately. Not together. To our knowledge, Jude Law and Ellen Pompeo did not have sex with each other and grow a baby. Sorry for the confusion. People reports on Law’s unintended spawning:
Samantha Burke, the 24-year-old aspiring actress whom Law met [...]
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The Talented Mr. Babymaker
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Somebody's Having Jude Law's Baby
Brush up on your Agatha Christie, maybe rent a few seasons of Murder She Wrote, because we've got a mystery on our hands. Jude Law's having a baby, but he won't tell us who the mama is. His rep released this statement:
Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised [...]
Jude Law Searches for Lost Career Inside Kimbo Stewart's Mouth
We're getting a little bit sick of talking about the same ten people over and over again, so today we're going to take a trip in the Wayback Machine. We think we'll set it for 2005 and see what kind of mischief we can cause. Perhaps if we're lucky we'll be able to pair off [...]
Lindsay Lohan Finally Achieves Goal of Becoming Kate Moss
Shocker! Of! The! Century! Lindsay Lohan does coke. Oh, and she humps lots of boys too. We may never recover from our shattered illusions. When we're ninety and sipping a creamed corn and mashed potato smoothie on the lanai in our nursing home, we will utter our first words in sixty years: "Can't believe . [...]
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Lohan: Above (and Below) the Law
Shoe-beating, rail-blowing celebrity paw Michael Lohan is packing up his Christian political cartoons and getting out of the big house today. After Lindsay points a finger at him and says, "You, all right! I learned it by watching you," Michael might have to issue a beatdown on fey, poncey little dandy Jude Law, who is [...]
Sienna Miller Officially Free to Explore Non-Monogamy
You may not have known that Sienna Miller and Jude Law have actually been together (TOGETHER together) for the past few months. But now, they are over for good. Finito. Officially. No, for real this time. Serious! No, don't roll your eyes at–oooh, you're asking for it, mister.