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Joss Stone: Headbutting Butthead

Joss Stone: She sings pretty songs, she dons flowy dresses, she possesses beautiful hippie hair. These things do not add up to someone who headbutts her brother at her nephew's baptism. Way to blow our minds, Joss. Reports The Mirror:
Pop star Joss Stone amazingly headbutted her brother as a family baptism descended into an ugly [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big

Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy, Sexy Babies

ï Anna Nicole Smith's maid claims that ANS ordered her to underfeed her daughter saying, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was sexy." Hopefully, the maid also put Dannielynn in crotchless thong diapers. How else are you supposed to show off that Play-Doh My First Brazilian WaxÆ?
ï The maid [...]

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Joss Stone Falls Into Out of the Gap

The Gap has unceremoniously dropped singer Joss Stone from their ad campaign after they found out that she's shacking up with a much older man. Joss replaced Sarah Jessica Parker, who herself was replaced for being extremely old and rather homely. The Gap:Older boyfriends, an equine face = badSweatshops and child labor = totally f-ing [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Tom and Katie Search Mythical Cabbage Patch for Baby

ï Colin Farrell gets restraining order against Nicole Narain–he's afraid that pesky sex tape will harm his "reputation and career". His reputation is that of a serial ass-tapper; his last movie was Alexander. Dude has nowhere to go but up.
ï Joss Stone has a bum double in a Gap advert? Why, we're bloody [...]

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