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Scarlett Johansson Provides Sweet Relief from Thinking Too Hard about Movie Plot
Critics are having a hard time with Scarlett Johansson's new movie, The Black Dahlia. They all agree that while the movie is captivating, they had a hard time following the plot after watching Scarlett's sex scene with her real-life man-candy, Josh Hartnett. We mean "hard" time literally here.
Scarlett and Josh One Step Closer to Creating Stunning Mate for Shiloh
Scarlett Johansson and her charmingly squinty man-candy Josh Hartnett are not only handsomer than most Hollywood couples, they're smarter, too. Eschewing the usual Tinseltown courting timeline–meet on movie set, drop respective mates, deny romance while making out in nightclubs, get engaged after three months, marry, fight, divorce after 11 more months–they're taking it slow. After [...]
Josh and Scarlett Get Lost in Tantration
We continue our round-the-clock coverage of Scarlett Johansson's cans and their whereabouts and goings-on with a tale of tantric sex that her beau, Josh Hartnett, tells, complete with the amazing quote:
"Sex rocks! Sex is really cool!"
We tried to think of something snarky to write here, but if one were to have intercourse with Scarlett Johansson, [...]
Scarlett Johansson: Girlfriend of the Year
You think your girlfriend is really cool, right? She lets you have control of the remote and even keeps her mouth shut when you pop in a Girls Gone Wild DVD. Well, she's no Scarlett Johansson. She says, "Go pork other girls. That's cool with me."
CNW Junk Drawa: Hookups and Hairdos
ï Natalie Portman: Last of the Mohicans.
ï Dear Russell Crowe: PLEASE PUNCH US. WE NEED THE CASH.
ï Scar-Jo and Josh Hartnett (Jo-Ho?) move in together! Eh, it's destined to fail. "Scarlett Hartnett" just sounds so douchey.
ï Fleck's million-pound pits.
ï Annie Hall is porking Ted "Theodore" Logan.
ï Ohhhh, when Keef [...]
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