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It's That Time Again. Sienna Miller Found a New One.
Our favorite indiscriminate devourer of wieners, Sienna Miller, has been lying low ever since flaunting her relationship with married actor/oil heir/owner of a scary alien overlord name Balthazar Getty. Without Sienna to mock, our days have been dark indeed, so we're happy that the Princess of Shitsburgh has taken a new mate. Josh Hartnett! The [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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Virgin Suicides Reunion, Haaaaayyy
Personally, we think that the constant pairing in the media of Kirsten Dunst and Josh Hartnett is just wishful thinking on the part of journalists eager to picture a future baby with the world's beadiest eyes and fangiest fangs. But yes, the two thespians have been romantically linked again after being spotted having dinner together. [...]
Josh Hartnett Gives New Meaning to "Heading to the Library for Some Cramming"
Despite having eyeballs the size of M&Ms and less charisma than a package of Lunchables, Josh Hartnett somehow stumbled upon a successful Hollywood career and Scarlett Johansson's jugs. And now, we can see that famous wooden emoting style on camera yet again in his latest cinematic offering: Josh Hartnett and Some Gal Screw on Tape [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n' Mandy, Sittin' in a Tree
ï Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
ï Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï And Pete's ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
ï Jerry O'Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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Also tagged Bruce Willis, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Courtney Love, Goldie Hawn, Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Henderson, Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson, P. Diddy, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, Rose McGowan, television, Uma Thurman
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This Week in Celebrity Schlongs
How has your penis been occupied in recent days? Have you been hard at work trying to calculate the exact amount of floppage when you run across your living room naked? Or perhaps you've been tiring it out with the Real Doll you bought yourself for Christmas. In an effort to make your crumpet trumpet [...]
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Also tagged celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups, Orlando Bloom
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