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Fergie Thought Chowing on Chicks Wasn’t Cheating
You know those guys who are all like, “It’s not cheating cause I only put the tip in. That sooooo doesn’t count”? Pee pants Fergie is just like that, only her version involves slurping snatch. The Fergie Ferg said:
I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it.
The problem is [...]
Even Fergaliciousness Cannot Hold Josh Duhamel
Her body stay vicious! She drive these brothers crazy, she do it on the daily! She’s Fergie Ferg, and she love you long time. So why would her husband, the handsome and <strike>talented</strike> handsome Josh Duhamel creep behind her back to dork a stripper? People tries to make some sense out of this infidelity madness.
Josh [...]
The Dutchess Takes a Duke
Where has Fergie been lately? Apparently, she be up in the gym. Just workin' on her fitness. So her body stay vicious . . . for her upcoming wedding to blandly handsome television star Josh Duhamel. According to our personal gossip nondenominational minister, Female First:
Fergie and her fiance Josh Duhamel had a joint bachelor/bachelorette party [...]
Duhamel Desires Fergie Baby, Doggie Style
Josh Duhamel is ready to make babies with his significant other, Fergie. Aw, that's so cute. He thinks she's not a dude. He tells OK! mag:
ìIíve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for meóso I got to get on the horse!î
"Horse" [...]
Josh Duhamel Gives Fergie the Pole
We say "Scarlett Johansson working a stripper pole" and what's your reaction? Pupils turning into beating hearts, groin-tingling, a little tongue lolling? Now we say "Fergie on a stripper pole" and what happens? Anguished wailing, dry heaving, rocking and involuntarily shaking? Right. Curiously enough, Fergie's saintly boyfriend, actor Josh Duhamel, is actually excited about the [...]
Fergalicious Ain't Promiscuous, She's Engaged
A typical reaction to Josh Duhamel on the TV program Las Vegas: "What an attractive and lovely young man. That's a nice suit he's wearing." A typical reaction to Josh Duhamel in real life: "Oh my god, he F's trannies!" And now, apparently he marries them too.
CNW Junk Drawer: Apologies; Pregnancies
ï Christie Brinkley's husband says sorry. "Sorry! Sorry for having sexy sex with a teenager. Seriously, sorry about that. My b."
ï David Hasselhoff as Captain Hook in a London production of Peter Pan? Those are some pretty gay big shoes to fill. Only one man can replace The Hoff, and that's The Fonz. [...]
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Josh & Tommy: Stolen Punches
We always suspected that Josh Duhamel was about as sane as Judy Garland at an all-you-can-swallow pharmacy. His choice of Fergie pee pee pants as his "girl"friend pretty much proves some sort of chemical imbalance. But picking a fight with Tommy Lee? His penis could knock you clear across the room and he wouldn't even [...]
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