CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:38:06 +0000

ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)

ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy Taco)

ï Model Miranda Kerr dumps Orlando Bloom for Brandon "Firecrotch!" Davis. Trading a eunuch elf for Fat Elvis? That's kind of a lateral move. (Yeeeah!)

ï Sarah Jessica Parker gets her chin goober removed; now will only be mistaken for Lemmy Kilmeister 50% of the time. (Cityrag)

ï Don't tase me, (Josh) bro(lin)! (The Blemish)

ï Katy Perry wants to kiss a girl. A girl named Miley Cyrus. And we liked it. (Hollywire)

ï Kristin Chenoweth is charming, funny, and has colossal gazongas. (Fatback)

ï Vanessa Hudgens straddles Zac Efron on the beach. She's thinking sex, he's thinking "stop smudging my bronzer." (F-listed)

ï Reggie Bush desires less tush from girlfriend Kim Kardashian. He also hates America, freedom, petting puppies, and ice cream. (Celebitchy)

ï Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake have ended their "relationship". Now Bret can spend more time with his hair and the finest European extensions money can buy. (Celeb Warship)

ï Emmy nominations released; Katherine Heigl's wish comes true when she gets zilch. (Bitten and Bound)

You Can't Beat Diane Lane!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:18:47 +0000

Sure, finding out you've been dumped by hearing your boyfriend tell Oprah and all of America that he's single can really suck. But Minnie Driver has finally found some luck in the love department–by not marrying ex-fiancÈ Josh Brolin. As it turns out, he's a wifebeater . . . the Diane Lane-punching variety, not the shirt kind.

The son of Barbra Streisand man-meat James Brolin was arrested Sunday in Los Angeles on spousal-abuse charges after his wife, Oscar-nominated Unfaithful actress Diane Lane, called the po-po. Brolin was released on $20,000 bail, but hopefully a Nick Nolte-style mug shot will be made public soon. Kelly Bush, the couple's spokesperson, said, "Diane did not want to press charges and asked them not to arrest him, but in cases involving the possibility of any physical contact, the police have to arrest first, ask questions later. They are home together and are embarrassed the matter went this far." We expect a Pam Anderson-style stand-by-your-man statement to be forthcoming. See, Minnie, your luck with men really isn't that bad after all. It's your luck with the music industry that you really have to worry about.

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CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?

You Can't Beat Diane Lane!