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We Hear the Naming Ceremony Included a Pair of Crown-Shaped Boob Implants
You need a break from checking TMZ every forty seconds to see if Lindsay's been re-arrested for baby trafficking or running a white-slavery ring, right? You want something a bit less intense, and hopefully involving gigantic volleyball-sized boobs? OK, we'll turn to accomplished "novelist" and min-skirt enthusiast Katie "Jordan" Price on her new baby daughter.
"Her [...]
Jordan Makes Naked Pregnancy Photos a Little Less Classy
It's to the point where if we see Katie "Jordan" Price standing at a Starbucks counter waiting for her decaf half-frap mocha chai non-fat skinny latte wearing nothing but a matching diamond tiara and necklace, we'd say, "Aw, isn't that sweet. She dressed up to go get coffee." Really, Jordan naked is as shocking as [...]
Jordan Plans Post-Pregnancy Poonplasty
Demure, conservative prude/beautiful angel from heaven above Jordan (also known as Katie Price stateside) continues to demonstrate her class and elegance by discussing what she's got in store for her lower biz after giving birth to her third child shortly: a Jenna Jameson-style vadge-job! She told OK!:
"I wouldn't be doing it because I want to [...]
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Jordan Anticipates Fourth Boob Job, Lipo, Tummy Tuck, Botox . . . Oh, and Baby, She Supposes
There's been a large, dootie bubble-shaped hole in our hearts since Being Bobby Brown went off the air. Luckily, our favorite brown-bag-skinned, metallic-lawn-ball-breasted Brit, Jordan, and her small plasticine husband, Peter Andre, are bringing their special brand of E-list love Stateside with a new reality series for E! After the cut, Jordan gives us a [...]
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Jordan. Pregnant. Bikini.
For once, there is a large protuberance on Jordan's torso that is not constructed of silicone. It's been awhile since we've done a bikini celeb morning, plus these photos of perennial CelebNewsWire favorite Jordan are timely in that
A. With all the focus on attaining a concave lower abdomen, it's nice to see a gut [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Partying Has Not Come In the Way of Her Parenting"
ï Tricia Helfer will be ponying up some Battlestar Galactitties in Playboy next month.
ï In the biggest horseshit story of the day, Jen Aniston supposedly partied with the K-Fed. We're trying to picture Jennifer in cornrows and man-shants. Not bad.
ï Perhaps the reason Jen is slumming is because she caught wind of [...]
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Jordan Finally Covers Up
Having trouble finding an appropriate covering for your gazongas? That tarp from the back of your boyfriend's pickup truck not sufficing? Too modest to go the way of Pamela Anderson and just stretch a flimsy and transparent piece of white fabric over your man-made magambos? You're in luck, because Jordan's new lingerie line is for [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "All the Women Heís Been With Are Dirty Rats."
ï Elle Macpherson's still got it! Believe the hype, feel the magic, catch the wave, etc., etc.
ï Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section to Entertainment Tonight for $1 million. OK, so for those who like to keep count: she sold the last pictures of her with her son, she sold the [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Elle MacPherson, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Moby, Peter Andre, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, see-through shots, Sienna Miller, television
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