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Babies Make Christina Aguilera Feel Sexy
Some women need high heels, sexy lingerie, or red lipstick to feel sexy; not Christina Aguilera. She's at her sexiest when she's passing a pissing, shitting, squealing infant through her vagina. In fact, motherhood so makes her ladyparts throb that she's planning on doing it again. Reports The Sun:
FANS of CHRISTINA AGUILERAíS gargantuan post-pregnancy boobs [...]
Christina Aguilera and Hubby Reenact Showgirls Pool Scene; Disgust the Elderly
The coolest thing about being a totally in-your-face rock star is freakin' out the square, am I right or am I right, people? Christina Aguilera sure as hell knows what we're talking about–apparently, she's got all the fogies in her neighborhood shaking their colostomy bags with ire because she and monkey-man husband Jordan Bratman insist [...]
Baby Boy Madden, Meet Baby Girl Bratman
Thanks to In Touch Weekly, you can finally start shopping for baby presents for Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera. According to the mag, Nicole is gestating a boy while Christina is baking up a girlchild. Personally, we think the genders would do better switched, since Nicole's child will be wispy and waifish and Xtina's has [...]
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Genie in Bottle, Fetus in Belly?
Various sources are claiming that Christina Aguilera is pregnant. TMZ reports:
Casually dressed and sporting dark sunglasses, Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman had their driver drop them off at NY's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association — a practice known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds. Guess we know what this girl wants!
After leaving the [...]