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Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
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Back to Rhyshab

Crazy-eyed, chiselly-jawed Tudors actor Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is back in rehab for the third time. According to The Independent:
Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers is now a fully paid-up member of the club. The ìThe Tudorsî star is reported to have recently checked into rehab in the UK in a bid to deal with a drink problem.
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Lindsay Lohan Sure Has a Lot of Friends

Lindsay Lohan has been very busy lately. Very busy putting strange men's penises into her vagina. We think we've finally found the cause of that dreaded Hollywood disease, exhaustion. Trying to remember whether to yell "Shaun" or "Jonathan" during that crucial moment can put quite a strain on a young girl's mind.

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Peeping Scarlett's Matched Points

You cannot fault Jonathan Rhys-Meyers for sneaking a glance of Scarlett Johansson's breasts. Her firm, ripe breasts. Like mouthwatering fresh papayas on a sultry desert isle, waiting to be plucked. Her breasts like two delicate full moons giving off a gentle, opaline glow in an inky night sky. Warm, soft, beckoning. Globular and pendulous, tipped [...]

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