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Lindsay Goes Where Britney's Vagina Has Gone Before
Remember how much hope we had for Britney Spears after she de-Federlined? We thought she'd return to her svelte, snake-dancing ways and everything would be wonderful. Recently we've had similar thoughts about Lindsay Lohan, hoping that she's really ditched the coke and will star in Mean Girls 2: My Boobs Are Fetch and we can [...]
Another Britney Ex Uses Her Crazy To Further His Career
Another guy who's taken the guided tour of Britney Spears's lady chamber has started blabbing about the experience. We think it's advisable that Britney keep a few non-disclosure agreements in her pocket and hand them out to anyone she looks at/touches/fondles in the bushes/etc. It would make life a lot easier.
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Britney Spears Makes Lateral Move in Vagina Servicer Department
Unsatisfied with her lady flower only feeling the gentle rustling of stiff winds and the kiss of the paparazzi camera, Britney Spears has found herself a new man. And, well . . . hmmm. What can we say? His oily sheen looks a little less permanent than Brandon Davis's greasy glaze? At any rate, let's [...]