• All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
• David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
• Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa Joan Hartless. Tsk tsk, little teenage witch. (The Blemish)
• Sandra Bullock says she’s going to be nude in The Proposal. We call Sandra Bullshit on this one. (Fatback)
• Did Cameron Diaz get her face chopped up? (Cityrag)
• Speaking of Cam, she says she wants a fat ass. (Amy Grindhouse)
• Joe Jonas does a video parody of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. You’re two months too late on this one, homey. What next, a “leave Britney alone” parody? Play him off, keyboard cat. (Allie Is Wired)
• Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter killed a baby. You heard us. (Celeb Warship)
• Who do the voodoo that you do? Nicolas Cage do that voodoo. Doo doo. (Daily Stab)
• Kate Hudson is serious about bouncing on A-Rod. (Pop on the Pop)

Camilla Belle and Twilight's Robert Pattinson were spotted lunching together Sunday at Three Square Bakery in Venice, Calif. Pattinson was even spotted opening and closing Belle's car door.

Despite the afternoon date, a source tells Us that Belle (who recently attended the L.A. premiere of Twilight) and Jonas have not split.

We didn't think it was possible to slide any further into chastity than dating a Jonas brother. Not only do they wear purity rings, they haven't yet sprouted stache whisker nor pube. But Edward Cullen! Poor Jonas. Your purity rings are useless against the lure of a 100-year-old virgin who would sooner stick an incisor into your jugular than a penis into your vagina.

ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)

ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)

ï Hugh Hefner is like a father to Kendra Wilkinson. A father who joggles her fake jugs. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift for Camilla Belle. He has a very difficult life. (Yeeeah!)

ï Scarlett Johansson on the cover of some nerd mag with glasses and big old jiggly cleavage. (The Blemish)

ï The Adrienne Bailon nude pics were faked, but that doesn't mean you can't still masturbate to them. The glass, it's always half full with us. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Kristen Bell bikini pics. Veronica Mars is out of this world! God, that was so clever!!!! (Egotastic)

ï Hugh Jackman make a tinkle in his drawers onstage. Awwww, just like Fergie! (IMDb)

The Jonas Brothers are taking their dreamy selves to the big screen, with a little help from a seriously flatulent canine.

Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, along with younger brother Frankie (aka the Bonus Jonas) will make their first feature-film foray toplining Walter the Farting Dog. Based on the hugely popular kids' books, the film focuses on some musical siblings (apparently the Jonases subscribe to the Method acting camp) who must take care of their aunt's odiferous pooch.

According to Variety, another set of famous siblings obsessed with bodily function hijinks, Bobby and Peter Farrelly, are in talks to direct for 20th Century Fox.

We can hear Gene Shalit now, "This movie really 'stinks'!" Or perhaps he'll go for a less obvious route and declare it a "rootin' TOOTIN' good time at the movies!" or "This flick is a GAS!" Or "This movie is like nitrogen, hydrogen, and carbon dioxide in the lower intestine being expelled past the anus, often making a humorous vibrating noise accompanied by a foul odor!" That last one is gonna look great on a lobby poster.