Tag Archives: Jonas Brothers
CNW Junk Drawer: GIRL FIGHT IN DA CLUB!
Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: MF T&A in UK GQ
All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa [...]
Camilla Belle to Be Pelted with Flaming Feces by Hoarde of Jilted Tweens
Recent studies show that the average CelebNewsWire reader is male, age 40-48, and a virgin. So in the interest in capturing the desirable tween demographic: LET'S TALK TWILIGHT, PEOPLE. R U Team Edward or R U Team Jacob? How about TEAM JONAS! OMFG! LOL! Joe Jonas's well-browed concubine, actress Camilla Belle, was seen getting cozy [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?
ï Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)
ï Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)
ï Hugh Hefner is like a father [...]
Funnier than Dunston Checks In
The killings of actress/singer Jennifer Hudson's family have kind of cast a pall over the gossip world, so forgive us if we're really not in the mood to discuss Cindy Crawford's it-was-funny-in-2007 Amy Winehouse costume or AnnaLynne McCord dressed as Nomi Malone. One thing we do want to discuss: the Jonas Brothers in a movie [...]