Can we pass some sort of law that requires Jon Voight to wear a muzzle? Fuck energy independence; that's what this country really needs. OK! magazine reports (via Celebitchy):
ìThe twins! Holy smokesÖIím hoping, so weíll see,î he tells OK!. Voight and daughter, Angelina Jolie, have had an infamously estranged relationship in recent years. And while [...]
We've been gypped. Somewhere along the line some lonely blogger with a neglected boner heard the words "Angelina Jolie" and "twins" and immediately started to resurrect his very detailed Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield fantasies, only with poutier lips and billions more dollars. And somehow that rumor spread, until everyone on the interwebs thought it was [...]
ï Today's "Inseminated or Ugly Dress?" contestant: Katie Holmes. (Celebrity Mound)
ï Angelina Jolie is planning on burying the hatchet with dad Jon Voight. Maybe now, he'll finally learn Zahara's name. (FemaleFirst)
ï Maria Menounos nearly bares her two-nos. (Taxi Driver)
ï Lindy Loho has cancelled her 21rst birthday blowout. Instead, she'll celebrate by [...]
ï Kate Bosworth takes off her bikini just long enough to slip a bit of nip. (Egotastic!)
ï John Voight finds his daughter "fascinating" and "attractive". And "stunning". If Papa Joe Simpson ever gets out of the daughter managing/ogling game, he might have a worthy replacement. (GlossLip)
ï Sienna Miller slips both nip and [...]
When you're a child, every birthday is a milestone. From playing "stack the Big Macs" at your sixth birthday at McDonald's, to your roller rink hoe-down at nine, to frenching Cody Johnson in the wood-paneled rec room closet at your thirteenth, they're all important winners. And if there's one thing you can count on for [...]
There's a chill in the air and the holidays are nearly upon us, so naturally celebrities are pairing off and trying to keep warm with marathon humping sessions. Hey, it's more practical than padding their bodies with a healthy layer of fat for insulation and risk landing only roles as the perpetually single friend of [...]
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