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CNW Junk Drawer: Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer
Lindsay Lohan tries drunk DJing on for size. (Celebitchy)
Sean Penn wants his critics to “die screaming of rectal cancer.” Have we learned nothing from the Vincent Gallo/Roger Ebert debacle? (PopEater)
Angelina Jolie porked Mick Jagger. (Yeeeah!)
Doogie Howser will star in an upcoming Smurfs movie. No, you’re not stoned. (Allie)
Some people were voted off American Idol last [...]
Jon and Kate Plus 3 Inches
Oh, the Gosselins are back in the news. Terrific. Apparently, Jon Gosselin is in talks with TLC to get his Ed Hardyed dough body back on the small screen. Frankly, we think he’d fit right in on Jersey Shore if TLC turns him down. Oh, and his wiener is about the size of your average [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]
Jon Gosselin Means Serious Business
TLC officially dropped the “Jon &” from the show, and now it’s just Kate Plus 8. Jon is allegedly none too happy about this, because smokes cost $9 a pack now and hey, they’re not going to pay for themselves. Jon Gosselin’s now banning the network from filming, and his lawyer issued the following statement [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
Also tagged Angelina Jolie, booze, celebrity breakups, Ellen Pompeo, Hailey Glassman, Kate Moss, Kim Cattrall, Matt Damon, Megan Fox, models, movies, Rose McGowan
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It’s Cool, Your Eight Kids Don’t Need that $70K
Jon Gosselin likes Ed Hardy bandanas, smoking butts, and wearing a totally bad-fuckin’-ass sparkling single earring. So it only makes sense that when he purchases vehicles for girlfriend Hailey Glassman, he does so at the Jack Daniels dealership in Jersey. In Touch reports (via Celebitchy)
Jon purchased his new lady love some seriously hot wheels. He [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Hayden Panettiless, But Not For You
Hayden Panettiere nude!!!! In her home. Privately. Wow, what a story! (Female First)
Jon Gosselin is an elegant gentleman who is charming with the ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Kanye West’s fierce-ass girlfriend Amber Rose naked. The Louvre is probably negotiating to buy her butt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox are fighting over Robert Pattinson. Who will will the [...]
Jon & Kate Plus Cops
We never thought we’d WANT to write stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin, but they’ve gotten so damn interesting lately, what with the hair and the divorce and the Ed Hardy and the pothead-screwing and all. They keep saying that they only want what’s best for their four thousand children. And what’s best is a [...]
Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity catfights, Kate Gosselin
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Even Kendra Has More Sense Than the Gosselins
A reality show star hating another reality show star is like Hitler hating Pol Pot. But we have to admit it's pretty funny when even a lady with giant plastic buoys in her chest cavity thinks Jon and Kate are the worst. Kendra Wilkinson claims that when her baby is born, it sure as hell [...]
Also tagged Kate Gosselin, Kendra Wilkinson, television
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Oooh, Jon Gosselin, You Baaaaaaad
Who is that blushing rose at left? Is it Lohan? Winehouse? Barton? No, pals, that's Hailey Glassman, the new girlfriend of Jon Gosselin, late of Jon and Kate Plus 8. It turns out that in love, Jon didn't want a harridan with an asymmetrical hairdo who dropped babies as often as bowel movements. What he [...]
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