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02 February 2007

In His Defense, She Knew He Was a Jackass When She Married Him

Are you sick of your boyfriend doing things like buying you tampons and sending you roses and renting Kate Hudson movies? Is he just not manly enough? Is your idea of the perfect man someone who can get repeatedly shot in the balls with a BB gun in the afternoon and still be up for [...]

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28 March 2006

Sean Preston's Packing More Peezle Than Johnny Knoxville

We here at CelebNewsWire feel it is our obligation to bring you the latest in celebrity nipple slips, vibrator talk, and girls admitting they'd totally pork Angelina Jolie. But once in a while we like to step out of that role and slip in a couple of penises. Official CNW Dong Day, which began just [...]

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21 December 2005

A Jackass and a Stallion Walk into a Bar . . .

So how was your weekend? Did you rent March of the Penguins yet again and coo over how cute the frigid little things are and then spend five hours on eBay trying to find a real stuffed penguin that you could love and cuddle before settling on a used pocket vagina that–let's face it–you will [...]

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29 November 2005

Like Puberty All Over Again: Lindsay Lohan

It seems that lately, we constantly come across new pictures of trampy teen tartlet Lindsay Lohan wearing a bikini, or a low-cut dress, or other such sartorial delights to show off her ever-expanding chest. It’s probably unhealthy to remain this excited week after week about the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are returning to their [...]

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31 August 2005

CNW Junk Drawer: Yoakam? It Damn Near Killed 'im

ï Gwen Stefani sees herself as a "dorky fat kid". That's funny, because we see her as a creepy transvestite who keeps Japanese girls as pets.
ï Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and weed.
ï Naomi Campbell blah blah blah new catfight blah blah punching slapping blah zzzzzzzzzz.
ï Johnny [...]

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27 July 2005

CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing About Lohan Despite References to Coke and Anorexia

ï Anorexia, asthma, crummy tonsils, kidney problems, throat cysts, childhood OCD. It's a wonder Jessica Alba lived past puberty.
ï Osama Bin Laden: valiantly trying to wipe out America's population of electroclash holdovers.
ï Kate Moss loses 120 lbs. of ugly, useless flesh; possibly picks up a Jackass.
ï Nicole Kidman plans to take [...]

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07 June 2005

Dukes of Hazzard Related: Infidelity, Nudity from Two Generations of Daisies

Oh, the Jessica Simpson-Johnny Knoxville salad-tossing rumor was a rollicking good time, to be sure. But the plot thickens: Jessica "f-ed" Knoxville's fellow Jackass Bam Margera, according to his ex-girlfriend. But we can't blame Jessica. The poor dear doesn't have a good role model–the O.G. Daisy Duke, Catherine Bach, once got Sapphic and graphic in [...]

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05 May 2005

Jessica Simpson's "Ho" Down

So we're a bit behind on the Jessica Simpson news. The lingering memory of

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11 February 2005

Lohan Behold, Lindsay’s Sick Again.

Aw, hell. Lindsay Lohan’s done gone and worked herself to the point of illness yet again. All that underage drinking and fucking Johnny Knoxville filmmaking really takes it out of a girl.

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09 February 2005

Lohan Plowing Her Way Through Big Easy

Ah, to be young, rich, famous, buxom, and sauced up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras! Ah, to be porking Johnny Knoxville! Lindsay Lohan, these are the days you'll remember. Never before and never since, I promise, will the whole world be warm as this.

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