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Cram It, RPattz! Johnny Depp Owns Your Sexiness
Robert Pattinson has been stripped of his crown, like Vanessa Williams and Carrie Prejean before him. Yesterday we reported that RPattz landed People’s Sexiest Man Alive title, but it turns out that we were just being toyed with. People released the real cover today, and it’s Johnny Depp again. Dude was the sexiest in 2003 [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]
Down the Rabbit Hole
So here's the trailer for the Tim Burton movie, Alice in Wonderland. Or, as it should be called Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Mad Hatter in Wonderland, Starring Johnny Depp. Or Another Film in Which Johnny Depp Recycles Captain Jack, Only with a Slightly Different But Still Charmingly Zany Hairdo. Or Jack White [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Wiggin' Out
ï "Pink bra. Pink push-up bra. Uhhh . . . acid wash. Skirt that's . . . acid wash with ball-point pen. Uhhh . . . wig. Bad wig. Bad, brown wig. Ratty brown–" "Things Britney Spears wears!" Ding ding ding! You just won $25,000 Pyramid! (Egotastic!)
ï Penny Kravitz? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, drugs, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss, Melanie Brown, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, see-through shots, upskirt shots, Vanessa Paradis
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Keira Knightley Is a Yo Ho Ho . . . in Cartoon Form
The fatcats over at Disney are reportedly hopping mad and aiming to sue over a soon-to-be released comic showing Keira Knightley getting the spit-roast treatment by Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp, trussed up in their Pirates of the Caribbean finery. Please, God, don't let Disney find our Xanga page of erotic Aladdin fan fic.
CNW Junk Drawer: Madonna and Child
ï Andy Dick chalks up the fact that people call him gay to everyone being jealous of him, and not him having sex with men.
ï Kate Beckinsale says she'll never get plastic surgery. Despite the fact that her boobs were named the Ugliest in Hollywood.
ï Madonna probably adopted a baby, for real [...]
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Also tagged Amber Tamblyn, Andy Dick, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Dina Lohan, George Clooney, Kate Beckinsale, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Patrick Dempsey, plastic surgery rumors, Rose McGowan, television, Vanessa Paradis
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Kate Moss's "Bigger and Better Things"
Johnny Depp recently spoke about his 1997 breakup with Kate Moss, and stated: “I don’t think I was very good for her, so what we did was right–we walked away from each other. She went on to bigger and better things and I went on and fell in love and had kiddies.”
Hm.
Yes.
Johnny Depp Pulls a Fiona Apple
It's been a few weeks since Anna Nicole's slurry awards show shock and awe campaign, and frankly, we've been a little lonely for a good train wreck. Although he didn't pull out his breasts, Johnny Depp graciously stepped in and filled the void with a charmingly surreal speech at the People's Choice Awards.