Tag Archives: John Travolta
Johnny Wants Mouthwash
From today's PopBitch:
Fred Durst has been involved in many strange episodes but none quite like this story that's going around LA. Fred met John Travolta recently and the two men got quite chummy. One night, we hear, Travolta called Durst to say he was coming round. When he arrived, Travolta said "Johnny wants [...]
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"This Wasn't In My Contract, Mr. Cruise."
John Travolta and Kelly Preston have received the joyous news of the incubation of a brand new Scientologist, and they've graciously offered up a bit of parental guidance for Tom and Katie: a totally silent birth! No epidurals, no talking, no music, and no expressions of pain from the birthing mother. Sounds great! We at [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Katie Holmes, Kelly Preston, Scientology, Tom Cruise
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CNW Junk Drawer: Special Celebrity Boob Edition
ï Frances Bean Cobain brings to mind the nature vs. nurture debate. A girl whose father committed suicide when she was a toddler and whose mother is a walking genital chancre can end up this mature, honest, and practical and yet your investment-banker brother's prep-school son deals meth and crashed his Escalade into a [...]
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Also tagged Angie Harmon, Britney Spears, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Celine Dion, Frances Cobain, Lindsay Lohan
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Travolta: Father of the Year
In other creepy Scientologist news, "actor" John Travolta says that he sleeps all day because that's the only way to avoid fans who recognize him. The CelebNewsWire staff keeps those hours, too, but not to avoid crazed fans. We're just depressed alcoholics!
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