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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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John Travolta Gave It to American Gigolo and Forrest Gump
John Revolta thinks he's so damn special. "I'm a big-wig Scientologist, I'm a movie stahhhh, I'm a precious little snowflake." If it weren't for him, Richard Gere and Tom Hanks would be nowhere. Nowhere, he tells you! Reports MSNBC:
For all his successes, John Travolta has some career regrets.
Among them, turning down lead roles in "Chicago" [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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Hubbard Hired a High School Video Workshop Class with Mad VHS Skillz
Two sure bets when it comes to getting a lot of reader feedback here at CelebNewsWire? Clay Aiken stories and Scientology videos! Today's leaked Xenu vid does not include Tom Cruise talking about "romping", but weep not–there's John "Johnny wants mouthwash" Travolta and a Cheers-era Kirstie Alley urging us to become one of them! Celebitchy [...]
John Travolta Takes a Totally Straight Steam in a Room Full of Sweaty, Glistening, Muscular Men
We will now join The $25,000 Pyramid already in progress: "Xanadu. 1970s basketball shorts. Uh, uh, oh crap, what's his name? Waylon Smithers. Erasure. John Travolta in a Korean spa." "Oh! Oh! Things that are gay!" Take it away, L.A. Rag Mag:
Thereís a junkie Korean spa in Koreatown called Century Spa that no one knows [...]
John Revolta Likes 'Em Old
You may think you are looking at a photo of John Travolta kissing nonagenarian actor Kirk Douglas, but that's just what Kelly Preston looks like without her Church of Scientology-approved wig, make-up, and cloak or agelessness. She is a dead ringer for Michael's pop, though.
CNW Junk Drawer: Sexy in Kindergarten
ï Cameron Diaz has tiny nipples atop her tiny breasts underneath a tiny shirt. No tiny bra in sight. (Drunken Stepfather
ï Jennifer Garner may have allowed Ben Affleck to ejaculate into her vaginal canal during ovulation again. (FemaleFirst)
ï Angelina got more ass between juice breaks in kindergarten than you're getting now. (Bricks [...]
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John Travolta: Not a Pansy! Just Affectionate!
We've all been waiting for a followup to last month's story/photo involving John Travolta laying a wet one on the parted lips of a male cohort, and finally, his camp have broken their silence and made a statement! Travolta's lawyer, Martin Singer, released the following official statement:
"As a manner of customary greeting and saying farewell, [...]
Today in Celebrity Same-Sex Pairings
The explanation is as simple as it is innocent: John Travolta leans in to helpfully and selflessly suck out the thetans his intergalactic man-friend contracted after being dispatched to planet Earth on a top secret Scientological specimen-gathering mission.
Michelle Rodriguez, inspired by her gal-pal's novelty T-shirt, is about to heed its advice, take the lady home, [...]
Get Fatty
Yes, it's apparent that Scientology can get you a position in the top echelon of the Hollywood elite, gobs of money, private jets named after your children (complete with you own hangar and runway), and a starring role in The Worst Movie Ever Madeô. But John Revolta's most pressing needs–a personal trainer and a mega-dose [...]
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