Tag Archives: John Stamos
CNW Junk Drawer: Gimme Moore (in a Bikini)
ï Demikini. Bidemi? Moorekini. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Amy Winehouse plans to heal from her husband's arrest by backpacking through India. Yeah, there is absolutely nothing funny about that sentence. Nothing mockable there, no siree. (Socialite's Life)
ï Tom Cruise sure can cut a rug, boy! Look at 'im jitterbug! He's doin' the Lindy Hop! [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, Blake Fielder-Civil, Brad Pitt, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Demi Moore, drugs, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, models, movies, Paris Hilton, Samantha Ronson, Tom Cruise
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ambien And Candie's
ï Scarlett Johansson dons septum piercing, (fake?) tattoo; dresses like Hot Lips Houlihan. (CityRag)
ï Hunkosaurus Rex John Stamos blames his recent slurry interview on Ambien. Right now, David Hasselhoff and Paula Abdul are cursing themselves for not thinking of that one first. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Crack-addicted, clammy, rotten-toothed, smack-shooting, overgrown fetus cheats on [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Kate Moss, Megan Fox, Michelle Rodriguez, models, music, Nick Lachey, Pete Doherty, Scarlett Johansson, television, Vanessa Minnillo
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Want Another Foster's, Uncle Jesse? You Got It, Dude!
And today’s winner of the Danny Devito Memorial “Limoncello” Award goes to John Stamos! Congratulations, John! We haven’t seen such fine, well-oiled morning host manhandling and slurring since Ben Affleck in 2004. But what’s more depressing–the fact that he seems honestly earnest about his idea to open a bar catering specifically to Australian “sheilas”, or [...]
What's the Point of Bedding Famous Ladies If You Can't Brag About It?
When Wilmer Valderrama went on Howard Stern and rated all the famous trim he'd had the pleasure of Fezzing over the years, everybody rolled their eyes. Just another sad little tiny-crotched rooster fluffing up his feathers and waggling his sad little comb. After all, playing a lisping foreign dude on a dead-horse FOX show, doing [...]
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Also tagged Demi Moore, Denise Richards, Heather Locklear, Howard Stern, Rebecca Romijn
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