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Johniston, We Hardly Knew Ye
He contorts his face entertainingly while strumming a glorified phallus. She's America's favorite wronged woman. He has a new armful of tattoos. Her body is a wonderland. Together, they are lonely Jennifer Aniston and boy toy John Mayer, and they might be dunzo for the second time. IMDb reports:
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reportedly [...]
Jennifer Aniston Will Prove That She's Happy If It Fucking Kills Her
"Hey, pssst, guys. Hey! Hey, you over there! With the cameras. Look at me. Look at me with my boyfriend. This guy here, he's my boyfriend. We do it and stuff. Don't we look happy? I am so damn happy! You should take our picture so the whole world can see just how happy we [...]
Reunited and It Feels So Preg?
So Jennifer Aniston's back with John Mayer. Perhaps she took a long, cold look at herself in the harsh light of day and realized that she's as dull and Mayer's music, and thus they are a perfect match. Or maybe she got a little taste of that storied John Mayer hog and craved more. Or, [...]
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John to Jen: "Its Ovr. C U Nvr."
Do you still care about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer and how their love failed and why she is now sad again and what makes him such a gigantic jackhole? No? Well, too bad, cause nothing much is happening today other than boring people having babies. So on with it. According to Faded Youth:
John Mayer, [...]
John Mayer Sheds Light on Aniston Dumpation
Johniston, we hardly knew ye. One minute, Celebrity Couple A is so in love and planning a family. The next, the male portion of Celebrity Couple A is giving long-winded, self-fellating "I'm just a PERSON, dammit" statements to random photographers. Welcome to love and romance amongst famous people. In lieu of releasing a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits
ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï [...]
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The Aniston Gets Dumped. Again.
ANNNNND here we go again. Jennifer Aniston is sad. Awwww. Poor unlovable Jen. Why can't she keep a man? Is it because she refuses to do it in the butt? We're guessing that's why. Reports The Mirror:
Unlucky-in-love Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by her latest boyfriend, rock singer John Mayer.
The pair initially decided to spend [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant! Pregnant with Spite.
It's been a while since we've seen one of those patented "Jennifer Aniston is sad" stories, so it comes as quite a relief to hear that she's doing the adult equivalent of sitting on her canopy bed staring at a yearbook picture of her crush while listening to Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's "All Cried [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide
ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from [...]
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Also tagged Ali Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, celebrity pregnancies, Jessica Simpson, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Marisa Miller, models, movies, Pete Wentz, plastic surgery rumors, Rihanna, see-through shots, underwear
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Aniston Misses Jolie Fued, Starts Catfight with Kimbo Stewart
John Mayer has been known to stick his wick into some pretty strange places (Papa Joe knows what we're talking about), so maybe there's justification in Jennifer Aniston thinking that Kimberly Stewart can trick John into throwing her a bone. Maybe. According to The Mirror, Jen had Kim's ass booted from one of Johnboy's gigs:
When [...]
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