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John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b
What’s gross? Going on a date with John Mayer. What’s grosser than gross? Having him serenade you on said date. Smelly! Despite the fact that many media outlets (like us) have been reporting that John is currently doing the worm on top of Jennifer Aniston again, Hollyscoop is saying otherwise. They are alleging that the [...]
John’s the Mayer of Anistontown Once Again
The tabloids’ concern with the tumbleweeds and howling coyote sounds in Jennifer Aniston’s womb has reached fever pitch. They desperately want to pair her with any male-ish object in her wake, from Bradley Cooper to Gerard Butler to a doric column in the front of First Federal Bank. And now, according to People, she’s pogoing [...]
John Mayer Is a Good Interview
John Mayer: mystery man! Man of a thousand faces. One minute, he’s the shy, boyish beau of Jessica Simpson. The next, he’s a loveable goofball making funnies on his blog. Then right after that, he calls a journalist a moron and threatens to non-consensually do her editor in the bunghole. Christianna Ablahad at NY Mag [...]
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Kristin Cavallari’s Body Is a Wonderland
Last week, Page Six printed the following blind item:
Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows.
We are amazing at guessing games and thought we pretty much had this one sewn up as Tom Jones and Jill the food [...]
John Mayer Gives Great Gifts
Jessica Simpson got a pretty shitty birthday present last week when she was dumped a day before her odometer clicked off another year. But it could have been worse. In fact, it has been worse. She once got a very intimate, personal gift from then-boyfriend John Mayer. Says Page Six:
JOHN Mayer could be the most [...]
Mayer Made Him Do It
You might think that Jessica Simpson got dumped by ball fondler Tony Romo because she was constantly muttering "Marry me, marry me, marry me" under her breath and he just couldn't take it anymore. Well, you're wrong. It's because he thinks she's a John Mayer humping little tramp. According to Radar:
Flying into Los Angeles on [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo
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Remember the Time
Good day to you. Today is July 8, 2009, and Michael Jackson is still dead, as you probably gathered from the huge creepy memorial that was broadcast yesterday. For some unknown reason, we ended up watching the entire thing, start to finish, and even live Tweeted it. If, 10 years ago, you had come to [...]
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Also tagged Brooke Shields, celebrity deaths, Lionel Richie, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Usher
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Jennifer Aniston Begs: Get off Twitter and Feel My Twatter
You know how you got really mad at your high school boyfriend for spending more time with his Playstation than he did with you so you dumped him? Jennifer Aniston is totally the same. Only she was pissed about John Mayer's Twittering habits. Reports IMDb:
Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped boyfriend John Mayer because of his obsession [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Anne Heche, awards shows, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Chris Brown, Denise Richards, James Franco, Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, Katy Perry, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, magazines, Paris Hilton
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