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CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin' and Coozin'
ï More oddly smooth Britney mons pubis. We're starting to think that maybe those are flesh-toned undies. Foiled! (Faded Youth)
ï But she still can't see her chitlins. (The Hollywood Gossip)
ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Denise Richards says that [...]
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Aguilera and Richie: Dueling Doulas
Hollywood was awash with shed mucus plugs this weekend–Rodeo Drive crushed under a rolling tsunami of afterbirth and Grauman's Chinese buried under placenta 7 feet deep. Both Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera shat brats from their crotches this weekend. Yeeeah! has the scoop, via People:
Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents [...]
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Baby Boy Madden, Meet Baby Girl Bratman
Thanks to In Touch Weekly, you can finally start shopping for baby presents for Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera. According to the mag, Nicole is gestating a boy while Christina is baking up a girlchild. Personally, we think the genders would do better switched, since Nicole's child will be wispy and waifish and Xtina's has [...]
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Confirmed: Nicole Richie's Body Can Support New Life
Nicole Richie sat down with Diane Sawyer and confirmed that turdrocker Joel Madden from Good Charlotte did, indeed, place a bun inside her teeny, tiny, E-Z Bake Oven. The almost-four-months-preg Nicole's interview will air tomorrow, and you will not watch it, because Faded Youth dug out all the relevant quotes from the interview and compiled [...]
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Nicole Richie to Make Joel Madden Her Faux-punk Groom
If you've ever wished for a wedding ceremony DJed by Benji Madden (he just discovered this new band, they're called the Sex Pistols and they're awesome; you've probably never heard of them) and catered with a lavish spread of lettuce wraps with a creamy Adderall filling and vegetable spears with a lemon-water dip, you're in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Spread 'em!"
ï Courtney Love says she saw a gigantic pile of white powder at Paris Hilton's birthday party. So? It was just talc for Paris's new orange body/chalk face kabuki look (left).
ï Elizabeth Hurley got married. So . . . that's great. For her. Good job, or something.
ï Sienna Miller says, "This year [...]
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Joel Madden Dumps Virginal Hilary Duff for Loose, Wanton Waif Nicole Richie
The reason that Good Charlotte "rocker" Joel Madden recently dumped fellow Radio Disney staple Hilary Duff was not because he found it impossible to work around her tombstone veneers, but because she would not give up her maidenhead. New flame Nicole Richie is more to his liking, it seems, since she is far less chaste. [...]
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