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Jessica Simpson Likens Boobs to a Nice Pair of Legwarmers
If there's one thing America likes more than blondes with huge snoobs, it's blondes with huge snoobs who like to talk about 'em all the time. Jessica Simpson: our national treasure.
Joe Simpson: Creepy Even When He's Hating on Lindsay
We have absolutely shocking news for you this morning: Joe Simpson is a skeezy lying old windbag. Whatís that? You already knew that? Damn, what do we have to do around here to impress you, prove that Papa Joe lost both of his testicles in a misguided stunt orchestrated by a pre-adolescent Johnny Knoxville and [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, celebrity catfights, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan
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Jessica's Virginity Vow to Dad
You know, we thought that Simpson sisters' creepmaster general father, Joe, couldn't get any more shuddersome after his appreciative comments in regards to Jessica's breasts. Guess what? We were wrong.
Simpson Dad: Ashlee Has Depth, Jessica Has Big Cans
What can one say about former Baptist minister and Simpson sister dad Joe Simpson that hasn't already been said? The highlights, the Botox, the way he puppeteers his progeny, his diva snit fits . . . if all that weren't enough to give you the douche chills, he's now singing the praises of Jessica's [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, movies, television
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