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CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Joe Francis Goes Wild on Girl, or, Don’t Tase Me Bro(dy)
If you were at the Los Angeles club Guys and Dolls last night, no doubt you were driven from the premises because of a strong stench of vinegar and spring freshness. That’s because king douches Joe Francis and Brody Jenner got into a fistfight after Francis boxed the ears of Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole. TMZ [...]
Joe Francis Thinks Jail Works Like Nobu
We've always known that Joe Francis was a Beelzububic turd-licker crawling with fleas and lice and other vermin. He's so evil, he probably has a forked penis. It's just nice to see government officials finally agreeing with our assessment.
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Shadowy Flight Into the Dangerous World of a Man Who Does Not Exist."
ï Usher Raymond's life is unnecessarily complicated.
ï OMG, KITT is for sale! For a mere $100K, you can own a 1982 Trans Am that doesn't actually speak.
ï Tori Spelling's new bundle of joy graces People, has mom's original nose.
ï Large-breasted Brit (we're starting to believe that there are no other sorts of [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, Halle Berry, magazines, Pamela Anderson, Pete Wentz, plastic surgery rumors, Suri Cruise, Tori Spelling, Usher
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Joe Francis Prefers Paris Knob Jobs to Tara Reid's Fetid Business
Joe Francis, possessor of a literal stiff upper lip and impetus for girls going wild, called into Howard Stern yesterday morning to discuss the lawsuit he and Paris are filing against ParisExposed.com. Although Joe's aim was simply to talk about the legal aspects, he ended up dishing on assorted famous ladies–the Lohan, Tara Reid, Kim [...]
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Paris Exposed Again, and This Time She Brings Cisco Adler Along
It's our third straight day of Paris Exposed, just in case you were wondering about the extent to which a Paris may be exposed. Many more pictures and documents have been spread, like Paris's storied herpes of yore, throughout the internet this weekend, and although it's impossible to feign any interest in more pictures of [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Cisco Adler, drugs, Paris Hilton
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