Tag Archives: Jodie Foster
Jodie Foster Dives Head First into Beaver
If you've been around these CNW parts long, you know one thing. Our humor averages out at about the seventh-grade mark. Boners? Funny. Farts? Funny. Nonsense words for boobies? Totally funny. And today this sophisticated sense of humor has led us to cover an area that usually doesn't interest us: casting of upcoming films. Really, [...]
Jodie Barks Orders at Beav
If there's one thing missing in modern filmmaking, it's muppet companionship. But that wrong is about to be righted thanks to Ace Ventura and Nell. According to IMDb:
Funnyman Jim Carrey could soon be taking orders from Jodie Foster – the actress is in talks to direct his new film The Beaver.
The movie, written by Kyle [...]
The Silence of Her Hams
Do not persecute us for posting this picture of Jodie Foster's rear (from TMZ, via SplashNews).
1. It was the nakedest celeb shot we were able to unearth today
2. Jodie has a new movie coming out shortly, and perhaps posting her flanks encased in nylon will make it a summer blockbuster? We're happy to lend a [...]