ï What's the first nude scene you ever seen? (Mr. Skin)

ï Ricky Martin becomes the father of twins without the pesky intervention of one of those yucky whaddayacallems. Vaginas. (Yeeeah!)

ï Courtenay Semel, ex of Lindsay Lohan and current poon pal of Tila Tequila, got arrested. But isn't it funny that a gay lady's last name is one letter away from "semen"? (The Blemish)

ï A loving, moving tribute to the French maid uniform. (Holy Taco)

ï Janet Jackson is designing a lingerie line. Each bra comes with a Justin Timberlake to facilitate breast release. (Derek Hail)

ï Paris Hilton brings her cha-cha cheese to England in hopes of finding a friend. (CelebWarship)

ï Jennifer Aniston is one step away from OK Cupid and J-Date. (IDLYITW)

ï Penis is kryptonite to Britney Spears's hotness. (Hollywire)