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Phoenix Joaqs the Line Straight Into Rehab
Hunky harelipped actor Joaquin Phoenix has reportedly checked himself into rehab for alcoholism. We don't blame him in the least–if we spent the first fifteen or so years of our life answering to the name "Leaf", we'd be trying to calm our DTs by guzzling Listerine and vanilla extract.
(We admit we stole the vanilla extract [...]