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Letterman "Interviews" Joaquin Phoenix
We admit it: We don’t know what the fuck is going on. Is Joaquin Phoenix an irrepressible drunk? Anne Heche-level crazy? Pulling one over on all of us? This generation’s most brilliant comedian? We just can’t tell. But he is amusing us lately. Although last night’s appearance on Letterman had very little to do with [...]
Joaquin Phoenix: Jokester, Not Rapper
Remember that time you said something really racist and everyone in the room looked at you real funny so you tried to convince them you were joking? Yeah, that's sort of what Joaquin Phoenix is trying to pull with his whole drunken rapper routine. Says WENN:
Joaquin Phoenix's rap career is all part of an elaborate [...]
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Joaquin Phoenix Raps; Falls Down Goes Boom
He won an Oscar. Now he wants a Grammy. Or perhaps a “Rappy” award. A mere three months ago, harelipped hunkomaniac Joaquin Phoenix announced he was quitting acting to pursue a music career. And he’s wasted no time chasing his dream–he’s been busy writing hot beats and growing a matted hobo beard and [...]
We'll Him Miss
Joaquin Phoenix is packing up his cleft palate and making a move from Hollywood to Musictown. Last night, he attended the premiere of his latest (and, presumably, last) movie, Two Lovers. And bid us all a bittersweet adieu via writing on his knuckles. With a proud jut of his left and right fist, Joaquin [...]
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We'll Always Have Russkies
Cindy Crawford turning to acting, Tyra Banks releasing an album, Dee Dee Ramone the novelist, Michael Phelps on SNL. These genre-bending powerhouses defied convention to really make it in other areas of the arts. Only not. And soon to join them: cleft-lipped wet blanket Joaquin Phoenix. Extra spills the beans:
Last night at the Paul Newman [...]
Eva Mendes Likes Constant Nudity, Except for in the Flickers
The much-maligned Eva Longoria and her mouth full of TMI seem to have disappeared off the radar, post-wedding. But cut off one of the seven heads of the sexy-talkin', Eva-named hydra, and another sexy-talkin', Eva-named head will grow in its place, even stronger than the one preceding it. Well, maybe not stronger, but definitely less [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stuff on My Lohan
ï Jessica Simpson dons dress with Venetian blind chestpiece. (Yeeeah!)
ï Fun with Photoshop: "Stuff on My Lohan". Hee hee hee hee hee! (Cityrag)
ï Hollywood romance meets the Primetime weekend mystery: Brittany Murphy has awesome taste in men! (ICYDK)
ï Claire Danes and My So-Called Nip. (Taxi Driver)
ï Anna Kournikova and Enrique [...]
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Also tagged Anna Kournikova, booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Claire Danes, Enrique Iglesias, Eva Mendes, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, movies, nip slips, Paris Hilton
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Lindsay Lohan Finally Achieves Goal of Becoming Kate Moss
Shocker! Of! The! Century! Lindsay Lohan does coke. Oh, and she humps lots of boys too. We may never recover from our shattered illusions. When we're ninety and sipping a creamed corn and mashed potato smoothie on the lanai in our nursing home, we will utter our first words in sixty years: "Can't believe . [...]
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Also tagged Benicio Del Toro, booze, Calum Best, celebrity bathroom habits, drugs, James Blunt, James Franco, Jared Leto, Jude Law, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan
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Mendes and Phoenix Appear in Same Vague Proximity; Shitstorm Ensues
Everyone is posting these pictures of Eva Mendes and Joaquin Phoenix together, crowing that although Eva has a long-term boyfriend, she's stepping out with Joaquin.
We are not gullible types, and when their publicists insist they're "just friends", we tend to believe it, in this case, anyway. Oh, the celebrity gossip blog game is a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Zorro on Doughnuts
ï The unpleasant weave Tyra Banks sported on last season's Top Model has migrated to her lip. That's fierce!
ï Joaquin Phoenix: method actor.
ï When you litter, Patrick Swayze turns his weather-beaten, spiritual face to the skies and weeps a solitary tear.
ï Paris Hilton gets her stoolbox hosed out.
ï Oasis member [...]
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Also tagged David Arquette, Jack White, Mariah Carey, Noel Gallagher, Paris Hilton, Patrick Swayze, Tyra Banks
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