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Where the Hell Is Lita?

Here is Twilight star Kristen Stewart on the set of the Runaways movie. She is portraying Joan Jett and from the looks of it, she's doing a fairly bang-up job. She's got the Joan shag down pretty good. She's got the Joan hunch going on. She's even smoking Tareytons (correction: Tarlingtons? WTF?), something we could [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?

ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]

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Carmen Electra and Joan Jett Just Friends Who Like to Kiss and Stuff

Since you've been wondering (and hoping and fantasizing and other disgusting things that we cannot mention on a respectable website), Carmen Electra and Joan Jett are not sharing their fuzzy muffins. Carmen's rep said so: "They are just friends." OK, we believe you Mr. or Ms. Electra publicist or agent or whosit. They just like [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"

ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Supermodels Having Sex. Or Not.

ï FemaleFirst reports that Nicole Kidman used "the F-word". Oh, but they meant "fiancÈ!" Awwwww, ha ha ha ha, that was so clever! You really had us going there, FemaleFirst!
ï Debra Wilson from Mad TV shows off her comedic chops. And by "comedic chops" we mean "tits".
ï Barbra Streisand gets on the [...]

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