Tag Archives: Joan Collins
Rich-as-Fuck Celebrities Not So Rich-as-Fuck Anymore
You probably think you have it pretty bad. The crap economy has you worrying if you're going to lose your job or your house or your car, you've switched to one-ply toilet paper, and instead of getting that latte every morning you've resorted to diving into the Starbucks dumpster and sucking on the discarded coffee [...]
Nicole Kidman Is Sheerly Lovely
So you haven't had a hit movie since, what?, The Hours, your marriage, while it is with a man of normal height who does not as far as we know worship aliens, is generally viewed as a tragic mess, your lips are beginning to implant themselves in Joan Rivers territory, and your new film is [...]
Britney Goes Old School With Boob Flash; Joan Collins's Claws Come Out
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are no longer passing cleverly-folded 12-page notes in the hall, having sleepovers involving calling boys they like and hanging up, or like totally pigging out on Ruffles and fat-free Ranch dip while watching Shag: The Movie. A source told Page Six that
"Britney has been told by her people that [...]