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CNW Junk Drawer: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Dash of Her Board
ï Diamond Dash is neither the game that came preloaded on your cell phone nor the new baby of mogul Damon Dash. It's what Paris Hilton just paid $280,000 to have installed in her pink Bentley. It's the economy, sluthead! (The Blemish)
ï Holly Madison will be replacing an injured Jewel on Dancing [...]
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The Jewel Takes a Mate
Congratulations are in order for adorable akimbo-toothed songbird and poetess Jewel and her rodeo guy beau Ty Murray, for they have tied the knot. Says People (via Celebitchy):
The singer and her longtime boyfriend, rodeo champion Ty Murray, eloped to the Bahamas and exchanged vows in a private ceremony Thursday night, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
ìShe [...]
Who Will Save Your Soul Boobs?
For once, no one is pointing out Jewel's tombstone teeth. We wondered what was going on with her jugs here, so we whipped out our protractor, abacus, and jeweler's loupe, and after an exhausting 20 seconds of in-depth examination, we've determined that the bulk of the weirdness is thanks to some creepy "shading" going on [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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