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Madonna Meets Jesus’s Parents (God?)
Lots of religious turkeys won’t even believe that dinosaurs were real, so they’re going to have a conniption when they see that Madonna is meeting Jesus’s parents. But no, we’re not talking about the headliners of the Bible, we’re talking about pop music’s gristly elder stateswoman and her 23-year-old chew toy, Jesus Luz. According to [...]
Can You Put Your Pull-ups on All by Yourself? You Might Be Madonna’s Next Boyfriend.
We’ve been really into the idea lately that we’d soon see the following headline: “Madonna Marries Jesus.” But it seems that won’t be happening anytime soon. Not because Madonna just went through a divorce or because she’s not truly in love with Jesus Luz or anything like that. Nope. It’s because soon he’s going to [...]