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Jessica Biel Strips without Taking off Her Clothes
There have been many conflicting reports, so many, “Yes she is, yay!”s and “No she’s not, boo”s that we’re not believing anything we hear lately. Chances are, you will not see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue. There’s a tradition in recent Hollywood history of strippers who wear more fabric than your granny at the [...]
Jessica Biel Plays Jessica Rabbit, Dorks Freak Out
Unquestionably, one of the saddest things in life is the idea of dudes jerking off to cartoon characters. Seriously, is that necessary? Are there not any attractive women anywhere in your vicinity? That cute chick who works at Walgreens, you can’t think of her? On all those television channels, you can’t find ONE girl who [...]
Biel is Gonna Put It on Her Buns
You're probably looking at this photograph and thinking, "Weird, that looks exactly like Jessica Biel behind the scenes on the set of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry miming deep-throating a sausage that some guy is holding next to his crotch." But guess what? You'd be wrong, because she's actually on the set of [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: It's Like Trying to Catch a Falling Star
ï J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song "How Do You Talk to an Angel?". (Fatback)
ï He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got [...]
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Powder Blue Looking More and More like I Know Who Killed Me 2
At this point, Jessica Biel in Powder Blue pretty much embodies the lyrics of the Waitresses’ classic opus “I Know What Boys Like”. She promises the goods, then shakes her head and never lets us, laughing “Hmm hmmm hmmm! Suckers.” With yesterday’s release of the Powder Blue trailer, hopes to see Jessica Biel nude were [...]
Jessica Biel: Stripper With a Heinie of Gold
Who can turn the world on with her ass? Who can take a nothing dress and suddenly make it seem bootyliciass? Well it’s you, Jessica Biel, and you should know it. With each quiver and every junk jiggle you show it. That’s right! Jessica Biel, possessor of one of the greatest rumble seats in recent [...]
Jessica Biel Finally Admits (T)it
Jessica Biel recently admitted that she regretted the nippy shots taken of her when she was a teen. However, that's not stopping her from hauling them out for a victory lap in the upcoming movie Powder Blue. Though we've long speculated that Biel would debut de butt in the movie, she confirmed it in a [...]
Jessica Biel Loves Barbells More Than Brewskis
Like Lou Ferrigno with tits or an errant Hogan child raised on 'roid-laced breast milk, Jessica Biel is most comfortable doing squat thrusts and deadlifts. Legend has it that an opposing army once fired a cannonball into her abs and the cannonball disintegrated into dust upon impact. True story! The only problem is that boyfriend [...]
TimBielake Hops on Wedding Bandwagon
Wedding fever is sweeping famous people land! In the guylinery wake of the Wentz nuptials, every celebrity couple is planning on conceiving a child and/or tying the not. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are no exception. According to our gossip ring bearer, FemaleFirst:
Justin Timberlake has been shopping for an engagement ring.
The singer is planning to [...]
Jessica Biel Gets It, Doggy-Style
Here we have Jessica Biel on the set of her upcoming movie, Nailed. And from the looks of it, she has a little something in common with Michelle Rodriguez. Namely, having sexual intercourse with dogs. However, while dainty princess Michelle insists on strictly vanilla sex behind the uptight confines of the bathroom door, Biel goes [...]