Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.

At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn’t exactly how she wanted things to be. She’s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.

So let’s get this straight. Justin says, “You’re really cool, baby, and I really like screwing you, but I’d love to screw other people too. Like Rihanna. That girl is FINE. Nothing against you. I just like screwing. And you’re not always around. And I still want to screw you too, definitely. Does that sound cool to you?” And Jessica says, “OK, honey, whatever you want”? This is Jessica Biel we’re talking about, not Jessica Bialy, some chick he met at a Safeway in Queens? We don’t get it.

P.S. Lainey says they’re definitely broken up. We shall see.

While Justin Timberlake’s relationship with Jessica Biel cools, he’s not wasting any time turning up the heat with Rihanna!

“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” a source says. Justin’s three-year relationship with Jessica seems to have reached a critical point. “She must be a wreck.”

“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” a source tells Star. But before Rihanna totally gives in to the attraction, she wants to make sure she’s not his lady on the side. A friend reveals: “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”

You and I have to decide between entering foreclosure or getting our Daewoo repo’ed. Justin Timberlake has to decide between putting his ding dong into Jessica Biel or Rihanna. Waaah! Life is hard!

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Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt. I'm in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No. I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me!" she says. "But if you don't want to even see me — that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!

Wait a minute here, this doesn't make sense. Half of Jessica's job is to look hot. There's a reason your neighbor with the goiter and the club foot isn't a huge film star even though she killed in her synagogue's performance of Fiddler on the Roof. So we think there might be a little more at work here than Jessica's looks. She thinks casting directors are looking at her head shot and saying, "Nah, too pretty." But really they're looking at her resume and saying, "The Rules of Attraction, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blade: Trinity, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Uh, no thanks. See if Johansson's available."

Justin Timberlake loves Jessica Biel because sheís a good sport.

The couple attended two birthday parties at the Thompson Hotel in L.A. on Saturday night, and even though Biel wanted to stop drinking, she sucked it up ó literally. Says a partygoer, ìEveryone was doing shots of tequila, but Jess said she didnít want to drink anymore. Justin good-naturedly insisted, so she pulled her hair back and drank up!î

"Drink it! Drink it like a man. That's right, take it. Take it all. Suck it all in. Atta girl." Ooops, sorry. That was a passage we were working on for our side project, blowjob erotica. But it works here too.

. . . it isn't until the 1-hour, 8-minute mark that our patience is rewarded. At that moment, she lights a cigarette and hits the strip club stage for some pole dancing. Your pole might be dancing as well after the 7th Heaven sweetie finally pops her bra, grabs a candle, and drips hot wax onto her naked tits. SKINCENDIARY!

We see both of Jess's jugs again at the one hour, twenty-four minute mark when she loses her top top make out with Eddie Redmayne. A few moments later, at the one-hour, twenty-seven minute mark, the storied Biel butt appears in all its huge ass glory, bountiful and bootyful before Redmayne steps in the way to eclipse the full moon.

See what we did right there? Not only did we drop some exciting dish on Jessica Biel's quivering, dual rear mounds, we were able to sneak "eclipse" and "moon" in there, thus drawing all the Twilight teens. Thanks, Google!