Tag Archives: Jessica Alba
CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me Hish Name, Doctor!
ï You better vote! Or else Jessica Alba will devour your spleen. (Yeeeah!)
ï Christina Milian upskirt. No labes, plenty of moundage. (Bossip)
ï Britney Spears visits elementary school; gently lays boob on 4th grader's arm. (Cityrag)
ï Megan Fox describes herself as a "man with a vagina". (Daily Stab)
ï Diora Baird [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, Christina Milian, Diora Baird, Heather Locklear, Jessica Simpson, Keeley Hazell, magazines, Megan Fox, Shannen Doherty, upskirt shots
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Jessica Alba Dumps Post-Baby Bump! Yay!
Hey, guess what, guys? Jessica Alba is like totally skinny again! Can you believe it? She like just had a baby five minutes ago. That's just amazing. She must be so disciplined. It's so hard to get rid of baby weight. It usually takes forever. Am I right, ladies? Aren't most of you like still [...]
Jessica Alba Sez: Vote for Bondage!
Supposedly this ad of Jessica Alba wrapped in tape is shocking, although we’re not too sure why, because every seven-year-old has done the same thing with a roll of duct tape and learned a very valuable lesson about how much that f’ing hurts. But she’s in bondage, which is sort of hot, sure, but not [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa
ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, [...]
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Also tagged Balthazar Getty, Benicio Del Toro, Catherine Keener, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Jessica Simpson, Joanna Krupa, Kate Moss, Kim Kardashian, Morgan Freeman, Shia LaBeouf, Sienna Miller, Tony Romo
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An Honor-ary Scientologist?
Jessica Alba does everything better than you. She looks better in a bikini, she always replaces the toilet paper in the proper overhand position, and she gave birth to brand new whelp Honor Marie Warren with nary a drug, scalpel, or uttered word. The new baby pics and first post-birth interview was sold to [...]
Million Dollar Baby(s)
You know that picture of you at 8 months old? The one depicting you with one hand down your diaper and the other using one of your own fekes as a writing utensil on the dining room wall? The one your mom lovingly calls "Harold and the Poople Crayon" that she likes to whip out [...]
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Audrina Patridge To Bare Her Hills in Into the Blue 2?
When we think "serious thespians Paul Walker and Jessica Alba in Into the Blue," obviously we also think "sequel!" But in the grand tradition of taking a mildly successful film, not coughing up enough cash to get its stars to return, and instead packing it with boobies (i.e., Poison Ivy 2 and Cruel Intentions 2), [...]
Rose and Rodriguez: Ruined over Rubles
Remember when wholesome family-movie director (Spy Kids) / blood-and-guts-fetishist (Planet Terror) Robert Rodriguez left his wife of sixteen years and their cadre of annoyingly named children to get it on with tragically wonk-eyed actress Rose McGowan. Yeah, bet he's kicking himself for that one right about now. Page Six reports on their breakup and her [...]
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All Rise for the Honor-able Baby Alba-Warren
Passing through Jessica Alba's labia: it's your penis's daydream, but it's an infant's reality. That's right! Alba finally shat a brat. Congrats! People reports:
Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl. Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los Angeles, her rep, Brad Cafarelli, confirms. This is the couple's first [...]
We Now Pronounce You Cash and Wife
Oh Jessica Alba, you irrepressible little rapscallion! Waiting until we're all atizzy over the Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz Tweedledumbass nuptials and then sneaking off and getting hitched on a Monday. People scoops the poop:
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms.
The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 27, is expecting a [...]