CelebNewsWire» Jesse Metcalfe Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Jesse Metcalfe Fall Down Go Boom http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jesse_metcalfe_punched_face_taryn_mannin.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jesse_metcalfe_punched_face_taryn_mannin.html#comments Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:33:49 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17442 jesse_metcalfe_boom.jpgDesperate Housewives gardener/dapper metrosexual Jesse Metcalfe was given the old one-two outside of a club in L.A. He makes some sort of comment to actress Taryn Manning, whose male comrade obviously takes some sort of issue with, because he clocks Metcalfe but good:

We’re having a hard time trying to figure out which aspect of this scenario is the funniest:

1. The homoeroticism of it all. Just look at that picture at left! Jesse’s abs rippling as the puncher graciously lifts his shirt. The George Michael snap-on beard. The Marky Markesque Calvin waistband. The pursed, trembling lips. The fact that his name is “Jesse”.

2. The fact that Jesse Metcalfe somehow impugned Taryn Manning’s honor. Is that even possible?

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3. Jesse Metcalfe got punched!

We’re going with 3!

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