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		<title>Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O&#039;Connell Confirm: Twins Still in for 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We have our first celebrity twin babies of 2009! Yay! Let&#x27;s hope pregnant Jennifer Garner had the good sense to pack her uterus with two Afflecks to keep this momentum going. According to Us Weekly:
Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O&#x27;Connell welcomed twin girls, Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip, on Dec. 28, her rep [...]]]></description>
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We have our first celebrity twin babies of 2009! Yay! Let&#x27;s hope pregnant Jennifer Garner had the good sense to pack her uterus with two Afflecks to keep this momentum going. According to <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/rebecca-romijn-jerry-o-connell-welcome-twin-girls" target=" blank">Us Weekly</a>:<br />
<blockquote>Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O&#x27;Connell welcomed twin girls, Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip, on Dec. 28, her rep tells Usmagazine.com.</p>
<p>&quot;Mother, father and both girls are all home and doing well,&quot; says her rep.</p>
<p>Howard Stern first announced the news on his Sirius radio show Monday morning.</p>
<p>&quot;They had twin girls, Dolly and Charlie,&quot; Stern said. &quot;Rebecca likes Dolly Parton, so they named the one after Dolly Parton, and Jerry got to name the other one Charlie, but his brother&iacute;s name is Charlie &#8212; and it&iacute;s a girl Charlie.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> We actually kind of like the names Dolly and Charlie separately, but there&#x27;s something about the pairing of the two that we&#x27;re not feeling. It&#x27;s kind of like Rebecca and Jerry sort of wanted cutesy matching twin names but didn&#x27;t have the balls to go all in. But, hey, it&#x27;s not too late to amend one of the birth certificates if the right suggestion comes along. We like Dolly and Trolley or Charlie and Barley.</p>
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		<title>Rebecca Romijn Hops on the Twin Train (Traijn?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another celebrity paid a guy in a lab coat to create zygotes in a petri dish and then cram then up her muff! Awww, who said romance was dead? Smoking hot fox Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and That Fat Kid from Stand By Me are expecting twin girls. Take it away, People:
Rebecca Romijn and her husband, Jerry [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/rebecca_romijn_jerry_pregnant.jpg"><img alt="rebecca_romijn_jerry_pregnant.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/rebecca_romijn_jerry_pregnant-thumb.jpg" width="130" height="200" /></a>Another celebrity paid a guy in a lab coat to create zygotes in a petri dish and then cram then up her muff! Awww, who said romance was dead? Smoking hot fox Rebecca Romijn<strike>-Stamos</strike> and That Fat Kid from <em>Stand By Me</em> are expecting twin girls. Take it away, <em><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20206200,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">People</a></em>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Rebecca Romijn and her husband, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jerry_oconnell/" target="_blank">Jerry O&#x27;Connell</a>, are expecting twins, their rep confirms to PEOPLE.</p>
<p>The babies are due this winter. A source tells PEOPLE that both babies will be girls. The twins were conceived without the help of in vitro fertilization or the fertility drug Clomid, a source close to the couple also says. </p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, come on. Like we&#x27;re supposed to believe that a couple in their mid 30s who have been trying to conceive for years just happened to defy the odds and get pregnant with twins despite the 1% chance of doing so, amid a passel of other Hollywood couples such as Brangelina and Lopezthony and Nancy Grace and whoever the dude is who married Nancy Grace magically getting knocked up with miracle babies. Like it&#x27;s not enough that these people are wealthy beyond anyone&#x27;s wildest dreams and physically perfect, we&#x27;re supposed to believe they can whip up identical cherubs from heaven in the wink of an eye. Please leave the effortless baby conception to us ugly trashy people. We&#x27;re good at it. It&#x27;s the only thing we got, man.<br />
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<p>Want to see Rebecca Romijn nude? You can. Really! Just go to MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: No, No, No. Ella, Ella, Ella.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Heath Ledger&#x27;s autopsy proved to be &#34;inconclusive&#34;. (The Hollywood Gossip)
&#239;  However, cops are saying that drug packets were found in his room, along with a $20 bill rolled up in a &#34;suspicious&#34; fashion. Maybe it was origami-folded into the shape of Snidely Whiplash! (TMZ)
&#239;  Possibly the last picture of Heath taken [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Heath%2BLedger.jpeg"><img alt="Heath+Ledger.jpeg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Heath%2BLedger-thumb.jpeg" width="160" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/heath_ledger/" target="_blank">Heath Ledger</a>&#x27;s autopsy proved to be &quot;inconclusive&quot;. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/01/celebrities-producers-devastated-by-ledgers-passing/" target="_blank">The Hollywood Gossip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  However, cops are saying that drug packets were found in his room, along with a $20 bill rolled up in a &quot;suspicious&quot; fashion. Maybe it was origami-folded into the shape of Snidely Whiplash! (<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/23/money-in-ledgers-apartment-being-tested/" target="_blank">TMZ</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Possibly the last picture of Heath taken (very Depp!), on the set of his movie, <em>The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus</em>. Which sounds like a poor man&#x27;s <em>Dr. Magorium&#x27;s Wonder Imporium</em>. (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/01/23/heaths-last-picture-and-completed-film/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/sylvester_stallone/" target="_blank">Sylvester Stallone</a> says that he&#x27;s nothing but a &quot;tiny fairy&quot;. Don&#x27;t do &#x27;roids, kids. (<a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sylvester+Stallone-19357.html" target="_blank">FemaleFirst</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jerry_oconnell/" target="_blank">fat kid</a> from <em>Stand By Me</em> is not only married to Rebecca Romijn, he does a high-larious Tom Cruise iimpression. (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/01/23/tom-this-is-how-you-sound-to-normal-people/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Keeley Hazell is pretty. She has big breasts. Let us gaze upon her image and swell with joy and erectile tissue. (<a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2008/01/22/keeley-hazell-is-back-baby/" target="_blank">Popoholic</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Whoops! Guess <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/amy_winehouse/" target="_blank">she</a> said &quot;no, no, no&quot; after all. Fantastic, we wouldn&#x27;t have wanted her to harm the integrity of her hit single. (<a href="http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2008/01/23/amy_winehouse_goes_dark_doesnt_check_into_rehab.php" target="_blank">A Socialite&#x27;s Life</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rihanna, half naked, covered in water. Insert obligatory &quot;Umbrella&quot; joke. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/01/rihanna-naked-o.html" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Attention, France! Your do not have supermodel-singer Carla Bruni as a first lady. Haha, France! In your face! You lose! Although you do produce very delicious breads and cheeses and berets. We&#x27;ll give you that much, France. (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=7579" target="_blank">Celeb Warship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Here is a list of Oscar nominations. Not only are we witty and rich and can bench 550 pounds, we&#x27;re helpful, too! (<a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2008/01/2008-oscar-nominations-list/" target="_blank">Allie Is Wired</a>)</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Matt n&#039; Mandy, Sittin&#039; in a Tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting Binged? Oh Christ, NO! (Yeeeah!)
&#239;  Our favorite opiate connoisseur, Porky Petey Dough-erty, has returned to form. Now with video! (Drunken Stepfather)
&#239;  And Pete&#x27;s ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (Taxi Driver)
&#239;  Jerry O&#x27;Connell has hot wife; poor self-esteem. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Mandy_Moore_criss_angel.jpg"><img alt="Mandy_Moore_criss_angel.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/Mandy_Moore_criss_angel-thumb.jpg" width="166" height="200" /></a>&iuml;  Is our sweet angel Mandy Moore getting <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/matthew_perry/" target="_blank">Binged</a>? Oh Christ, NO! (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/11/07/chandler-and-amanda-bynes-hook-up/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Our favorite opiate connoisseur, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/pete_doherty/" target="_blank">Porky Petey Dough-erty</a>, has returned to form. Now with video! (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/11/06/i-am-pete-doherty-shoots-heroin-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  And Pete&#x27;s ex, Kate Moss, sports some really sharp needles of her own. (<a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/kate-moss-see-through/37453" target="_blank">Taxi Driver</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jerry_oconnell/" target="_blank">Jerry O&#x27;Connell</a> has hot wife; poor self-esteem. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2007/11/jerry-oconnell-is-very-wise/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Famous nipples met flash, and a beautiful friendship was borned unto us. (<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/11/celebrity-nippl.html#more" target="_blank">Cityrag</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Leelee Sobieski is packin&#x27; mad mammage. (<a href="http://dailystab.com/blog/leelee-sobieski/leelee-sobieski-showing-off-her-cleavage/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Jessica Simpson navigates metal grate in stilettos. Hilarity ensues. (<a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-simpson/jessica-simpson-no-fall-down-no-go-boom-002946" target="_blank">Egotastic!</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Eva Mendes shills for Campari. Up next, CelebNewsWire promotes Alize and Blue Nun! (<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2007/11/07/eva-mendes-pictures-in-campari-2008-calendar/" target="_blank">Derek Hail</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rihanna and <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/josh_hartnett/" target="_blank">Josh Hartnett</a> are doin&#x27; it: their babies will be large of forehead and beady of eye. (<a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/11/rihanna-loves-josh-hartnett.html" target="_blank">I Don&#x27;t Like You In That Way</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Which is causing poor <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/shia_labeouf/" target="_blank">Shia the Beef</a> to marinate himself in a nice vodka rub. (<a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/shia-labeouf-rihanna-breakup-leads-to-drinking-and-public-outbursts/" target="_blank">PopCrunch</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rebecca De Mornay? No, Rebecca Dui Mornay. (<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/06/rebeccas-risky-business-actress-popped-for-dui/" target="_blank">TMZ</a>)</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: &quot;A Big 200 Pound Lesbian to Kick Her Ass&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 17:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  Rosie O&#x27;Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell to a cage match, saying, &#34;I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.&#34; Normally, our money would be on Rosie, but we hear Naomi has custom-made bedazzled boxing gloves in the shape of hand-held communication devices, so . . .
&#239;  Natalie Portman: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&iuml;  Rosie O&#x27;Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell to a <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-04-05/#celeb10" target="_blank">cage match</a>, saying, &quot;I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.&quot; Normally, our money would be on Rosie, but we hear Naomi has custom-made bedazzled boxing gloves in the shape of hand-held communication devices, so . . .</p>
<p>&iuml;  Natalie Portman: she&#x27;s Harvard-educated, speaks four languages, acts, dances, saves Jason Bateman&#x27;s puppy from <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-to-the-rescue-001087" target="_blank">certain death</a>. Basically, she&#x27;s like Jesus. Jesus in a <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2004/12/natalie_portman.html" target="_blank">thong</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Well, hey there, Megan Mullally of TV&#x27;s <em>Will &amp; Grace</em>. You go, girl, with your <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=1433" target="_blank">big ole cleavage</a> and your flashing of an actor dressed like a cop and all that. You go, Megan Mullally of TV&#x27;s <em>Will &amp; Grace</em>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  The fat kid from <em>Stand By Me</em> is <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1023" target="_blank">engaged</a> to Pepper Dennis.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Oh, that Paris Hilton! What a scamp! Her thrush-encrusted acid tongue is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-04-05/#celeb5" target="_blank">at it again</a>. She says that former BFF Nicole Richie &quot;cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don&#x27;t care about her&quot;, and that &quot;she has nothing else so she really wants to do [The Simple Life] but I don&#x27;t. It&#x27;s really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she&#x27;s obviously not enough,&quot; and that Nicole is simply jealous and fame-hungry. Special emphasis on &quot;hungry&quot;.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Lindsay Lohan admits to <a href="http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/04/lindsay_lohan_has_jumped_on_the_kabbalah_bandwagon.php" target="_blank">dabbling</a> in Kabbalah, saying, &quot;All of us need something. You have to grab on to whatever gets you through.&quot; It&#x27;s definitely pretty easy to grab a pretty red string when it&#x27;s on your wrist. You know what else is easy to grab onto? <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/03/lohan_wins_even.html" target="_blank">Boobs</a>. Big boobs.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kate Beckinsale is said to be the forerunner in the race to be cast as Wonder Woman. Her <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/04/kate-beckinsale-is-probably-wonder.html" target="_blank">Halloween costume</a> really gave her a leg up on the competition. Does that mean that Lindsay Lohan will soon be cast as a <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2005/11/halloween_costu.html" target="_blank">firefighting junkie stripper</a>?</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/" target="_blank">Tom Cruise</a> has a <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/6239532.html#cutid1" target="_blank">pacifier custom-made</a> for Katie Holmes as an aid to shut her the hell up during delivery. And CelebNewsWire has an adult diaper made for Tom, because we hate his crazy ass.</p>
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