The Hollywood Poop

Tag Archives: Jeremy Piven

The Soy Council’s Evil Plot to Give Jeremy Piven Tits

That Jeremy Piven, he’s such a whiner. First it was “Wahhhh, I can’t do a play cause I ate too many fishies and they made me sick” and now it’s all “Boo hoo, nobody loves me cause I got bitch titties from drinking soy milk.” Dude should just be grateful that he was able to [...]

Also tagged 1 Comment

The Pivert and Corky Romano Girl Fight

We’re pretty sure that the only people who still watch Entourage are the same dudes who are stumbling around today saying, “Duuuuude, did you see Jane’s at Lolla last night? They rocked. Or at least I think they rocked. I was sooooo fucked UP, man.” But apparently Jeremy Piven isn’t aware of his increasing irrelevance [...]

Also tagged , 4 Comments

CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?

ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]

Also tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Leave a comment

Piven Banned for Being a Noboob

Jeremy Piven has been banned from all Nobu restaurant outposts following some snittish behavior at Matsuhisa in Aspen. Seems like the soy sauce wasn't the only thing that was salty that night! Ka-PLOW! In your FACE! Oh HO! TouchÈ! Believe it! And so forth!

Comments Off

Pantywear = Partywear for Lohan

We long ago gave up trying to decipher Lindsay Lohan's motives. From boffing Brett Ratner to smoking the wizz on Space Mountain, we've simply decided to accept all of Lindsay's questionable actions as charmingly youthful folly. But wearing what appears to be flesh-colored Warner's undergear as acceptable party dress is a real head-scratcher:

Then we heard [...]

Also tagged , , Comments Off

Piven and Dorff: The New Axl and Tommy

If you weren't mingling with Tinseltown's best and brightest and smarmiest at Bungalow 8 last night, you missed quite the little bitchfight between Stephen "Blade" Dorff and Jeremy "Scooby Doo in Where's My Mummy?" Piven. The two allegedly dissolved into a rousing game of "Who's the D-listiest?" and near-fisticuffs after Dorff, obviously coasting on the [...]

Also tagged , Comments Off

The Lohan: No Bad Deed Goes Unpunished

Karma exists. If you don't believe us, then pull up a carpet square, tiny childen, because it's storytime! Today, we have a nice fable about the little redhaired girl who was so very mean that Fate made her pretty car go boom. Everyone, look at the nice pictures!

Also tagged , , , , Comments Off

© CelebNewsWire.com 2004-2010