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The Soy Council’s Evil Plot to Give Jeremy Piven Tits
That Jeremy Piven, he’s such a whiner. First it was “Wahhhh, I can’t do a play cause I ate too many fishies and they made me sick” and now it’s all “Boo hoo, nobody loves me cause I got bitch titties from drinking soy milk.” Dude should just be grateful that he was able to [...]
The Pivert and Corky Romano Girl Fight
We’re pretty sure that the only people who still watch Entourage are the same dudes who are stumbling around today saying, “Duuuuude, did you see Jane’s at Lolla last night? They rocked. Or at least I think they rocked. I was sooooo fucked UP, man.” But apparently Jeremy Piven isn’t aware of his increasing irrelevance [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Piven Banned for Being a Noboob
Jeremy Piven has been banned from all Nobu restaurant outposts following some snittish behavior at Matsuhisa in Aspen. Seems like the soy sauce wasn't the only thing that was salty that night! Ka-PLOW! In your FACE! Oh HO! TouchÈ! Believe it! And so forth!
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Pantywear = Partywear for Lohan
We long ago gave up trying to decipher Lindsay Lohan's motives. From boffing Brett Ratner to smoking the wizz on Space Mountain, we've simply decided to accept all of Lindsay's questionable actions as charmingly youthful folly. But wearing what appears to be flesh-colored Warner's undergear as acceptable party dress is a real head-scratcher:
Then we heard [...]
Piven and Dorff: The New Axl and Tommy
If you weren't mingling with Tinseltown's best and brightest and smarmiest at Bungalow 8 last night, you missed quite the little bitchfight between Stephen "Blade" Dorff and Jeremy "Scooby Doo in Where's My Mummy?" Piven. The two allegedly dissolved into a rousing game of "Who's the D-listiest?" and near-fisticuffs after Dorff, obviously coasting on the [...]