Tag Archives: Jenny Shimizu
Jenny Shimizu Sez: Angelina Will Never Give up the Vadgelina
You know what, Jenny Shimizu? Shut the hell up. We know you once tasted the juicy and delicious rubyfruit of Angelina Jolie, but get over it already. We care about that almost as little as we care about Isaiah Washington or those smarmy and perfectly coiffed kids from High School Musical. Even so, we're sure [...]
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Forbidden Aphrodisia: The Story of Angelina and Jenny
Last December, Angelina Jolie's erstwhile ladylove, model and big blabbermouth Jenny Shimizu, crowed from the rooftops about Angie's "warm, mushy" lips and the fact that she dug broads too much to fully commit to Pitt. And Angelina must have wisely cut her off from that sweet, sweet no-wang banging, because Jenny has stepped up her [...]
Angelina Jolie: A "Warm, Mushy, Beautiful Thing"
It's a scientific fact that all men are peculiarly titillated when the object of their desire shows no interest in them. The more indifferent the prey seems, the more tasty it appears. So now you understand why Brad Pitt, who–let's face it–could have any man, woman, or child he desired, has been reduced to a [...]