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CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner, Jim Carrey, Justin Timberlake, Kendra Wilkinson, Nicollette Sheridan, Patrick Swayze, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shenae Grimes, television, underwear, Victoria Beckham
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Jenny McCarthy Wears a Bikini and Fondles a Cock on the Beach
Yes. Jenny McCarthy wears a bikini and fondles a cock on the beach.
Britney Spears Attends Something Other Than a Gas Station Toilet
Pop star and unofficial symbol of our great nation Britney Spears took some time out from custody-battling and weave-matting to make an unexpected appearance an a fund raiser for children with autism. Says Us Weekly:
Britney Spears made a surprise appearance at a fundraiser for Jenny McCarthy's autism charity Generation Rescue Saturday in Los Angeles.
As [...]
Who Wore It Best?
Both Jenny McCarthy and beau Jim Carrey dazzle in a dare-to-bare, super-sexy one-piece in an inky hue. Jenny keeps it simple with tinted shades and no jewelry, letting her hot mama beach bod take center stage, but Jim's addition of an age-appropriate yet elegant backwards baseball cap and a semi-tucked moose knuckle in lieu [...]
Jenny McKini
Jenny McCarthy has been a spokesperson for Weight Watchers for the last year or so. Though by the looks of these pictures of her in a bikini, she needn't be counting flex points. We busted out a protractor, abacus, and divining rod and were only able to find a half an ounce of fat on [...]
Scarlett Johansson Sexier Than Jessica Alba; Adjust Masturbation Schedule Accordingly
Another day, another lad mag tells you whom you should masturbate to tonight. And in what may be the upset of the century–or at least right behind that whole Crash/Brokeback Mountain thing–Scarlett Johansson is now your top masturbatory fantasy. Jessica Alba is crying into her no-nudity clause as we speak.
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Apparently Jenny McCarthy Can See into Your Fantasies
Our high-school guidance counselor was really against the idea of us starting up our own traveling orgy that sought out lonely ex-Playmates and comforted them with lots and lots of naked flesh. And we must admit that up until this point the venture has not borne too many profits, but that's what Jenny McCarthy is [...]
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Jenna on Jenny. Literally.
We say "Jenna Jameson having sex" and you spring to attention. We say "Jenny McCarthy having sex" and you say, "Jolly good, CelebNewsWire, I am listening! Do go on!" We say "Jenna Jameson and Jenny McCarthy having sexy, sexual sex with each other" and you spontaneously burst into flames.
Meet Jenny McCarthy's Best Friend, the Buzz-O-Matic 3000
We never thought weíd mention the name Jenny McCarthy on two consecutive days, but weíve never been one to pass up a story about a lady talking about her vibrator.