CelebNewsWire» Jennifer Tilly Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Hollywood's Hottest Honkers http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/film_threat_hollywoods_beast_breasts_act.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/film_threat_hollywoods_beast_breasts_act.html#comments Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:55:58 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17022 scarlett johansson has massive cleavage.jpg
What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest via YouTube clips. So here they are, in somewhat chronological order, the best bazooms in moviedom:

Mae West
Jane Russell
Marilyn Monroe
Dorothy Dandridge
Jayne Mansfield
Sophia Loren
Elizabeth Taylor
Brigitte Bardot
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
Raquel Welch
Chesty Morgan
Tura Satana
Uschi Digard
Pam Grier
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci
Rosario Dawson
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Green
Jennifer Tilly
Asia Argento
Thandie Newton
Helen Mirren
Jessica Rabbit

Seriously? Jessica fucking Rabbit? Is that the best you could do, Film Threat? Did you think to yourselves, "Man, we've exhausted all the luscious lung pillows in Hollywood. There is not one set of sweater kittens left worth ogling. Guess we better talk about some cartoon casabas"? Did Lindsay Lohan's meaty Mean Girls-era mounds not make the list due to the creepy teenage factor? Did you disregard Elizabeth Hurley because she seems like a bit of a shrew? Did Jessica Simpson get cut because you've never actually been able to watch her on film for longer than three minutes? Was there really not one single set of Hollywood hooters that you found more appealing than Jessica Rabbit's paper-and-ink pom poms?


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]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/film_threat_hollywoods_beast_breasts_act.html/feed 1 Jennifer Tilly, Swaddled in Plastic http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jennifer_tilly_seethrough_dress.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/jennifer_tilly_seethrough_dress.html#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:59:03 +0000 Inspector S. (CNW Admin) http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=16438 Tilly1.jpgJennifer Tilly showed up at some event somewhere this weekend, but the real story here is her dress. It's actually the collapsible roof from an Eagle Talon fashioned into a kicky frock. Why the plastic panels are across the parts of Jennifer's body we don't care about seeing is anyone's guess. But it's worth mentioning that she's now given up acting in favor of professional poker, because, you understand, we'd really like to poker. O ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOO! Ho hooo ho ho oh ho ho ho. Oh ho! Ho ho! Yum, Ho Ho's.

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