Tag Archives: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits Hits Back at the Media
As a general rule, we try to avoid stories about inconsequential celebrity controversy such as Ellen Degeneres's dog and anything involving cast members of The Hills. So you'll forgive us for glossing over the big hoo-ha about Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini and everyone calling her an orca. Because 1. whatever, 2. Garfield: A [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Rigors of Touring
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)
ï Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)
ï Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)
ï Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Brendan Fraser, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Christian Slater, Cindy Crawford, Eva Green, Halle Berry, Hulk Hogan, Jessica Alba, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Duff Muff?
ï Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a giant football yesterday. (Celebitchy)
ï Anna Faris makes with the cheek-smugglers. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jessica Biel is happy to share her chest chasm with you in FHM. (Egotastic!)
ï Attractive drip Adrian Grenier throws genital caution to the wind and hangs out with Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adrian Grenier, advertisements, Anna Faris, Bill Murray, booze, Bridget Moynahan, celebrity arrests, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pets, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Christina Aguilera, drugs, Hilary Duff, Jessica Biel, Kurt Russell, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"
ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]
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Also tagged blind items, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, eating disorder rumors, Joan Jett, Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, models, Nicole Richie, Oprah Winfrey, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, Tom Cruise, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: No Bra? Ono!
ï Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.
ï Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.
ï Yet MORE Toni [...]
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Also tagged Andy Samberg, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Colin Farrell, Geri Halliwell, Heidi Klum, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Evans, Seal, Toni Braxton, Victoria Beckham
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ScarJo's Got the Best of the Breast
So what were the serious journalists over at In Touch doing while People was negotiating their $4.1 million buy of the Brangelina family fun pics? They were rating celebrity racks. Because who cares about Piloh Shitt when there are boobs to ogle?
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Rebecca Romijn, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks
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CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Cindy Crawford, Kelly Brook, Keri Russell, Kristanna Loken, magazines, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michelle Trachtenberg, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, parties, Peter Sarsgaard, Sienna Miller, Wilmer Valderrama
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Kiss and Tell with Fez
Our morning began with a veritable Wilmer Valderrama-rama of sexy proportions. Like most men who are insecure, Wilmer feels the need to brag about his sexual conquests and to measure his weiner obsessively, then crow about it like he's the second coming of Tommy Lee. But unlike most men, he spilled the pervy beans on [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Howard Stern, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Wilmer Valderrama
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