“The first time Jamie saw me with nothing on was special and I wanted to look hot. I had all my hair pulled over one shoulder off my back,” she said. “When Jamie saw me, he said, ‘Hey, pear ass!’”

Hey, pears are juicy and they taste good in a salad with craisins. There are worse things your boyfriend could compare your butt to. Like a lumpy novelty gourd. Or a toilet filled with scorpions.

Jennifer Love Hewitt baths in a tiara.

The ‘Ghost Whisperer’ actress loves to relax in a tub of hot water after a hard day, and adds a little extra luxury by donning the pretty headwear.

She explained: “My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara. I’m a grown-up who bathes in a tiara – one that I got from Disneyland!”

We tried, but we couldn’t find any pictures of JLoHew in the bathtub, with or without the tiara, so instead we’ll give you these pics from Maxim of those famous Hewitt Huge Tits all smushed together and sexy like. We thought you might like those better anyway.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is using music to get over her split from fiance Ross McCall – insisting she finds comfort in emotional rocker Alanis Morissette's records.

The Ghost Whisperer actress got engaged to McCall in November 2007 after two years of dating, but broke off the relationship last December.

And despite McCall recently telling reporters the pair were "working it out", Hewitt is adamant the romance is finished – and has discovered useful tactics to try and move on.

She says, "I'm just taking things one day at a time. Lots of chocolate and Alanis (Morissette) is helping too.

"Everybody has to get through it in their own way. I choose to believe that some people are just not right for you, and there's somebody else who will be."

Oh my God, that's what we do! JLove, do you also sing Chaka Khan into your hairbrush and eat whole pints of Ben & Jerry's while crying at Kate Hudson movies? Because we totally do that! We're like soul mates!

ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)

ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked Lily tunes. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Dakota Fanning might be in the new Twilight movie. That one was for all our preteen readers. All none of you. (CelebWarship)

ï Amy Winehouse saved a woman from death. Which is only fair because death has saved Amy Winehouse from death many times. What? We dunno. (Bitten and Bound)

ï Marisa Miller is still in a bikini. And you're still going to click on the link and look. (The Blemish)

ï Some scuzzos are trying to extort money from John Travolta and Kelly Preston. The world is a vampire. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Much like the bustlines for which she is noted, Jennifer Love Hewitt is clingy. (Pop on the Pop)

ìThey broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement,î says a source close to the couple. ìTheyíre both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them.î

Another famous dame who's on the fast track to Singletown: Patricia Arquette. Says the HuffPo:

Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her actor-husband.Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.

Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show ìMedium,î is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.

So basically, if you are a lady with enormous cha-chas who has a sixth sense on primetime, your relationship is over. Happy 2009.

I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!
I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, 'No, I feel fat today!' Now the joke's on me.
I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer, because there will be that one day in your twenties when you'll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg.

It's too bad Health didn't have the balls to print the rest of JLoHew's statement: "And you know what else? Since you're already going to be naked all the time, you should have as much sex as possible. With men and women. Strangers, friends, brothers-in-law, whatever. Just do it now while you look good, because once you've got saddle bags, you're not going to want to ever take off your bathrobe."


Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have flooded the internet with nudity in her youth, but she did offer up an accidental flash of boob at MrSkin.com.

ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)

ï Mr. Skin takes to the mean streets of Chicago to uncover Hollywood's greatest ass. (MrSkin.com)

ï Let's play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! It's funner than Cootie! (Cityrag.com)

ï Peaches Geldof and some indie rocker dude had a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. On their registry: deep V shirts, pocohontas headbands, and cocaine. (CelebWarship)

ï Angelina Jolie is Tom Cruise's understudy. (Hollywire)

ï Audrina Patridge in a bikini. We recently noted that her last name actually ISN'T "Partridge" and our minds were blown. (Fatback)

ï Hey look. It's Marilyn Manson. Or maybe that's Cher. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)