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Jennifer Love Hewitt Whispers to Ghosts Via Stripper Pole
We don’t know that much about the show Ghost Whisperer. Here’s what we’ve gleaned: it has something to do with ghosts; it stars Jennifer Love Hewitt; she has huge bazookas. OK, that last part has nothing to do with the show, but it’s still important. Also, it’s on CBS, meaning the average viewing age for [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Halloween Costume Is Way Better Than Sexy Freddy Krueger
We have nothing particularly witty or clever to say about this picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt donning a classic Playboy Bunny costume for Halloween. We just wanted to post it cause it’s pretty sexy. Girl looks good. And it’s further proof that you, like us, should be on JLoHew’s side. Sure, she’s dorking that Jaime [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Red Bartlett Butt
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs are so sumptuously exquisite that we haven’t given much thought to the rest of her. Except for her forehead. Man alive that thing is huge. But Jennifer’s boyfriend/costar/possible fiance Jamie Kennedy noticed a different part of her anatomy when he first saw her naked. In Touch reports (via Celebitchy) that JLH [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Knows How to Dress Appropriately
Hey fellow bloggers, we’ve got a little beef with you today. Everywhere we look we see Jennifer Love Hewitt here in her bikini, jauntily playing tennis and basketball as girls in bikinis are naturally wont to do (Seriously, going to the beach in a bikini? That takes no imagination). But instead of mocking her hoops [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Still Got Huge Tits. Yessiree.
Sure, baths can be relaxing, with all those bubbles and the warm, womblike environment. And you can do things to make them feel more luxurious; dim the lights, sip a glass of Chablis, chill out to the smooth sounds of John Tesh Live at Red Rocks. But there’s still something missing. Something to make you [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Finds Comfort in the (Musical) Bosom of Alanis Morissette
You've probably been neglecting the gossip magazines lately, what with sparkling wits like us sating you gossip cravings for free, but they still do have a point: stars really are just like us. Take Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her engagement busted up and all she can do is listen to Alanis Morissette and eat chocolate. Says [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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JLH and Patricia Arquette's Jugs Once Again Up for Grabs
Mammoth-jugged Ghost Whisperer Jennifer Love Hewitt will no longer be doing anything entertaining with fiance Ross McCall's buttocks as the two have split. People reports:
ìThey broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement,î says a source close to the couple. ìTheyíre both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Says She Should've Been Naked, We Agree
You know what, girls? You should get naked. Because if you don't, some day you're going to find that you really, really love Boston cream pie to the point that your ass will begin to jiggle like your foodstuff of choice and you'll regret the fact that the whole damn world didn't see every single [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits
ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï [...]
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