Tag Archives: Jennifer Lopez
"A Shitty Bit of Toilet Paper"
That Kelly Osbourne, she sure is something else. She just doesn't care what people think of her, now does she? She's going to speak her mind no matter what the consequences. We keep on telling her, "Young lady, you better learn to hold your tongue, or you will not get invited to the Worthingtons' annual [...]
J. Lo Runs, Swims and Bikes Her Ass Off (Not Literally)
Jennifer Lopez did it! After complaining that everyone was paying attention to and talking about Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps when she was training for a triathlon 6 months after giving birth, she finished her triathlon and has captured the unwavering attention of all! Oh wait, except nobody cared and Michael Phelps hosted SNL. Whoops. US [...]
Losing Baby Weight Makes One More of a Hero than Olympic Gold
They say nothing changes you like motherhood. It makes you softer, more caring, less selfish. You see the world through the eyes of your child and it's like magic. You give fully of yourself. Unless you're Jennifer Lopez, then you just remain your normal self-aggrandizing asshole self. According to a source at Good Morning America, [...]
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JLo's Baby-Clothes Budget: Eighty Bajillion Dollars
Your babies: never wear clothes more than once because after about an hour they are covered in vomit and diarrhea. Jennifer Lopez's babies: never wear clothes more than once because washing laundry is for poor people. Oh, and the other difference. While your kids' clothes come from the clearance rack at Old Navy (Baby Gap [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fox and the Hound Camel
ï Megan Fox straps her camel toe into some stretch pants for a shopping excursion. (Faded Youth)
ï And speaking of Megan Fox, her former(?) fiance Brian Austin Green denies the breakup rumors, says the couple are "solid". Solid as a rock? So nothing's changed it? And what you're saying is that the feeling's [...]
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Jenny Lo Gets Sued
We love celebrity spin control. When someone is caught with a hooker or gets filmed donkey punching an old lady on a crowded street, there are always stories leaked by "inside sources" claiming that said celebrity is truly a great person, and the Starbucks barista must've put eighteen shots in their morning latte, because they [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Jennifer Lopez: Career Killer
The video for "Jenny from the Block" was a lot of things. A pretty awesome jam. Where we learned that it takes hard work to cash checks. A good place to ogle Jennifer Lopez's ass and bare stomach. The downfall of Ben Affleck. Wait, what? Entertainmentwise reports:
Ben Affleck credits starring in then-fiancee Jennifer Lopezís Jenny [...]