The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt . . . naughty Jennifer [is] seen on the tape in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who playfully spanks her. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties.

No one knows where the motorcycle went that day. But some say that if you shake J. Lo like a piggy bank, it will come rattling out of her ass along with 4 bicycles, a Sit n’ Spin, and a chestnut broodmare.

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Jennifer Lopez was overcome with a variety of emotions at her surprise 40th birthday bash Saturday night – and not all of those feelings were good . . . Lopez stayed true to her diva status and ìthrew a fitî when some of her guests were late.

ìThere were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,î said one partygoer, who added, ìJennifer was visibly upset and embarrassed."

If your loved one plans out an entire surprise celebration in your honor, we're pretty sure you're not allowed to grouse about it. Then again, this is J. Lo. When they say "Marc Anthony threw her a surprise party", what that really means is "Jennifer Lopez called all her friends and put on a fake deep voice saying, 'helllooooo! This is Marc Anthony! Spouse of the very beautiful and extremely talented Jennifer Lynn Lopez who was robbed of an Oscar because Hollywood consistently overlooks her incredible skillll! I am planning a surprise party for my amazing wife and you are required to come! Just a casual get-together–be sure to wear off-white and bring a present costing no less than $350 wrapped in silver paper and make sure it's not recycled because it chafes my skin! I mean, my wife's skin. Uhhh. Tell me baby girl 'cause I need to know. Ok bye."

Jennifer Lopez has found herself in quite the hairy situation at her luxurious crib!

The diva has so many expensive wigs that she's devoted an entire room to them in the Long Island, N.Y., mansion she shares with her husband, Marc Anthony.

"Jennifer keeps the door locked and hardly ever lets anyone in the room, not even Marc," a source tells Star of the beautiful space decorated in caramel and gold tones. "The shelves on the walls are full of plastic heads holding the best hairpieces money can buy."

The wigs filling the fashionista's hairy haven cost thousands of dollars, the source adds, because each is exquisitely crafted from real human hair.

"Jennifer spares no expense when it comes to her looks," the insider explains. "Since her actual hair is shoulder-length and fairly thin, the wigs allow her to always be experimenting with new styles."

And she's not afraid to go all out!

"She has short, long and superlong looks, but clip-on buns are one of her favorite tricks," notes that source. "Hers are so elaborate, they seem to take on a life of their own!"

Oh, man, we cannot wait until Tyra Banks gets wind of this trend. She will take it to the next level. She'll have a wig guest house, and instead of plastic heads, each wig will get its very own little bed, complete with a fuzzy little teddy bear to keep it company through the long nights. Because you just know that Tyra has given each one a name and a complete personality, like a dorky little girl with her toy horses.

ï He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got the biggest balls of all. (Female First)

ï Rihanna in a bikini for GQ Mexico. Ole. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Those pesky Mickey Rourke doing it with Evan Rachel Wood rumors rear their ugly (but not as ugly as meatball-faced Mickey) heads again. (CelebWarship)

ï Any opportunity to ogle Jessica Biel's buoyant ass in a bikini is a cause for celebration. Hosannas all around!(The Blemish)

ï Britney Spears's brutal abs will grab you, slap you around, and stuff you in a locker. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Ginger Spice is engaged to a guy she's known for a few weeks. Nice one. (Anything Hollywood)

ï The Lingerie Bowl was canceled. Great. Now what are we going to do with these 35 pounds of wings. (Mr Skin)

ï The sexiest celebrity lips. (Manofest)

ï In the epic battle of Jessica Alba vs. Bill O'Reilly, only one can emerge the victor. (Daily Stab)

Screaming. Pushing and shoving. Throwing things. Jennifer Lopez's marriage to Marc Anthony is exploding ó and she's run back to Diddy for help!

"They love hard; they fight hard ó and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving," reveals an insider close to Marc. "They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It's been war in their house!" And while Jennifer is known to let loose on him, another source says Marc "can be really mean. He's a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things."

What triggers these blowups? A number of things ó from various women calling their home to speak with Marc to his comments about Jennifer's "chubby" post-baby body. And it's not all him, another source insists the physicality of their relationship is just Jen's way of getting her husband to pay attention to her.

This is a total bummer of a story if it's true, but we just have to keep in mind that Jennifer Lopez's idea of severe abuse is having to burn a Glade Fresh Expressions instead of a $350 Jo Malone candle or being forced to drink Evian instead of Fuji water. See? Laughing at the abused lady feels good.

ìHeís very, very controlling of her." a close Anthony pal tells Us. "The skirts arenít as short. You donít see so much of that booty anymore.î Anthony also picks out Lopezís clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.

Another problem: Lopez ó who once commanded $15 million per film ó ìblames Marc for her career [downturn]. Jennifer looked around and said, ëThis is my life now? Iím a Long Island housewife?í She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes.î

Anthony has also been badmouthing his wife. One night after their tense family Thanksgiving in which the couple ìdidnít sit together,î Anthony hit NYC hotspots Bungalow 8 and Marquee, where he was spotted with his hand on a womanís thigh and overheard complaining about his wife to a group of women.

Well, perhaps these lemons will become lemonade. They never looked right together, and now they can go out and find new partners that are more well-suited to their needs. J. Lo can marry a simpering eunuch manservant who likes being pooped on, and Marc can settle down with a nice mummy and do films with Laurel and Hardy.

ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)

ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)

ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Kid Rock is all "see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest." (Anything Hollywood)

ï Britney's backup dancers have to make tinkles in cups. (Pop on the Pop)

ï It's been a while since we've eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)

ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)

ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)

ìAt the tenth day after giving birth all that chemical stuff did peakóthat hormone thingóand I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving. I couldnít get up fast enough to feed the babiesÖMarc was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, ëOh, PapiÖtheyíre going to know everybody more than meÖTheyíre going to love everybody more than me!í [Lopez also says in the interview that sheís not breastfeeding, but doesnít elaborate.]

Ah yes, if only you could have a list of backstage mother demands on the birth certificate stating that the babies must love Mommie Dearest above all. And that they have to provide her with gardenia Jo Malone candles and a low fat cheese plate.

But even more curious is Lopez's love for Scientology. The interview states:

Lopezís father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.
ìI do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. Itís very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.î
ìDo you consider yourself a Scientologist?î
ìNoÖI wouldnít have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.î
ìThat it is too exotic? Too cultish?î
ìJust negative feelings.î
ìWould you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?î
ìYeah. I wouldnít mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpfulÖItís all about communication. Thatís the thing, I really donít like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religionÖI just wish that people wouldnít judge it without knowing what it is.î

"It's all about communica–I HATE TALKING ABOUT THIS. Everyone is so down on it and they don't know what it is–I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS."

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