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Jennifer Lopez Is the New Shauna Sand
She converted an entire nation from breast men to ass men. She wore a dress slit to her crotch. She dated Puffy Doodle Dandy, she made it cool to douse oneself in $1000 creams and demand a dressing room full of pure white orchids, and she once pooped on Ben Affleck. She is J. Lo, [...]
Jennifer Lopez’s Huge Ass in a Bikini
Lately, we’ve lost focus. We’ve been stupefied by a large ass, namely the portly protrusion emanting from the backside of one Miss Kim Kardashian. We were all, “It’s so big, so juicy, so bouncy, and she’s so generous to always point it at the camera in a flattering way.” But this is not our mid-life [...]
Lordy Lordy! J. Lo's 40!
Jennifer Lopez turned forty years young this weekend. And if you're wondering if becoming a middle aged woman, coupled with now being the married mother of two, has mellowed the infamously insufferable harridan, here's your answer, via the NY Daily News:
Jennifer Lopez was overcome with a variety of emotions at her surprise 40th birthday bash [...]
Jennifer Lopez Is Wiggedy Wiggedy Wack
You think you're hip with the kids, into all the Hollywood trends? You know about those Tweeters and YouBooks, and you've been carrying a tiny little dog in your purse for years. Well, get with the times, grandma. These days it's all about wigs. And special rooms to keep your wigs. Walk in closets are [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: It's Like Trying to Catch a Falling Star
ï J. Lo may sign on to star in The Heights. Which is a Broadway play, and unfortunately not the 1990s FOX series featuring the hit song "How Do You Talk to an Angel?". (Fatback)
ï He always fills his ballroom. The event is never small. The social pages say Ricky Gervais has got [...]
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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Every time we turn on the radio and hear a Marc Anthony or Jennifer Lopez song, we consider ourselves abused. So it's only fair that these two dingbats are smacking each other up on the regular. Take it away, Star:
Screaming. Pushing and shoving. Throwing things. Jennifer Lopez's marriage to Marc Anthony is exploding ó and [...]
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Don't Like Each Other Much
Song as old as time. Tale as old as rhyme. Beauty and the beast. The idea of a gorgeous woman seeing the inner beauty of a hideous, twisted freak has long ignited the imaginations of the world, but when it comes down to it, hot babes don't have much in common with ogres. And after [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance
ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows [...]
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Jennifer Lopez Is a Xenuphile
J. Lo doesn't want to be remembered as the lady from Gigli with the fat butt who banged Puffy and then married a zombie and had his brain-hungry half-undead twins. No, indeed. So although better singers and actresses have taken her place, and a lady named Kim Kardashian with an even more inflated can has [...]
"A Shitty Bit of Toilet Paper"
That Kelly Osbourne, she sure is something else. She just doesn't care what people think of her, now does she? She's going to speak her mind no matter what the consequences. We keep on telling her, "Young lady, you better learn to hold your tongue, or you will not get invited to the Worthingtons' annual [...]