Tag Archives: Jennifer Garner
Garfleck the Younger Has a Name Now
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are not as dumb as they look. They know that if they wait a week to release their newborn baby's name, people will have stopped speculating and caring and thus the impact of its stupidity will be lessened. Well-played, Garfleck, you handsome, large-chinned couple. People mag scoops it:
A week after [...]
Garfleck II: Revenge of Garfleck
In spite of the Oscar, Ben Affleck isn't really good at a lot of stuff. He's not outstandingly handsome or intelligent or funny. His acting kind of smells. But one thing he's good at is ejaculating into Jennifer Garner, who gave birth to the couple's second daughter yesterday. US Weekly scoops it:
Jennifer Garner and Ben [...]
Jennifer Garner Incubating Another Spawn
It seems that the press has had their fingers crossed that Jennifer Garner had another Fleck in her baby maker pretty much since little Violet was crowning. Well, it looks like they've finally got their wish, as Jen is reportedly all full o' fetus once again. Reports Us Weekly:
Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are [...]
Jennifer Garner Survives Harrowing Busey Attack
Gary Busey is like a dildo secreted away inside a Jello salad at a family reunion: unexpected and fun for everyone! During an interminably long red carpet session prior to last night’s Oscar ceremony, the pink-hued mega-star showed up, inexplicably, to zazz up the night with his inimitable grace.
Inimitable grace, tombstone teeth, and a sexual [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Leg-Spreading and Fetus-Getting
ï Cleava Mendes. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï "Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber." Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)
ï We want to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!", honestly we do, but we just can't when she keeps flipping us her outer labes. (Taxi Driver)
ï [...]
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2007 VMAs = Very Mundane Awards
So the VMAs were last night. And in between stifled yawns and many, many glasses of Arbor Mist (it's like juice–but with booze!), we made a few observations. First, BeyoncÈ's boobs are really jiggly. Sarah Silverman is still not funny just because she's mean (AND she has now made us feel sympathy for Paris Hilton [...]
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Don't Touch Jennifer Garner's Boobies
Jennifer Garner doesn't care if you punch her in the face, scratch up her skin, or pull her hair, just don't touch her boobs. Those things are sacred. Our gossip sensei, FemaleFirst, says:
Jennifer Garner banned co-stars from going near her boobs during fight scenes in her latest movie.
The 'Alias' star – who was breastfeeding daughter [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Did Not Do Drugs They're Not Mine"
ï Lindsay tells Billy Bush, "Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they're not mine." Well, technically the drugs they found weren't "done" yet because they were in her pocket. So . . . yeah! Innocent! (TMZ)
ï Lily Allen does not suffer Courtney Loves gladly. (Celeb Warship)
ï Eva Mendes sends Jane [...]
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Jennifer Garner Proves Emptiness of Uterus with Teeny Bikini
It seems that in her down time, when she's not having a grand old time being the happiest Norman Rockwell painting come to life, Jennifer Garner is a fan of gossip blogs. Sure, her tiny little bikini can be explained by the fact that she's on vacation in Hawaii, but she's been there for weeks [...]