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It's Sexy Sexy Bikini Time, Y'all!

Agent E. — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:00:16 +0000

Lately we’ve been so caught up in Michael Jackson’s death turning out to be almost as crazy as his life and Jessica Simpson getting dumped and whatnot that we’ve lost sight of what’s important: hot ladies looking hot in their hot bikinis. Since it’s the middle of the summer, we’ve become a little immune to the sexiness of the bikini. They’re everywhere, and there’s only so much of Audrina Patridge’s fake tits one can take. So it’s nice to see a couple of A-listers showing off their T&A in spandex. We don’t want to be the people who are like, “Jennifer Connelly and Rosario Dawson in bikinis? Pshaw. We would be interested if they were naked” just because it’s July. Because once November rolls around and all we see outside are parkas and turtlenecks we will KILL to see such a lovely sight. See, this is part of the new CelebNewsWire, trying to appreciate what we’re given instead of lamenting what could have been. We will be grateful for an Emma Watson panty-clad upskirt instead of saying, “Damn, why can’t she be more like Britney?” Also part of the new CelebNewsWire? Trying to resist the urge to masturbate in the automotive aisle at Target. First step, destroying our DVD copy of Crash. Maybe that’s too personal for you. We’ll add “Keep our disgusting perversions to ourselves” to the list.

Also, is that Gina Gershon with Rosario? Because if so, we’re quite impressed that Rosario could out-sexy the star of Showgirls and Bound.

There's Only Room Enough on this Magazine Cover for ONE Jennifer

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:45:08 +0000

Sexy Jennifer in a movie: there can be only one. Woe unto to those other Jennifers who encroach on her cinematic territory with their shiny hair and taut thighs! According to Life & Style, via Celebitchy, Jennifer Aniston barred costar Jennifer Connelly from a recent mag cover shoot.

ConnellyÖ will not be included in an upcoming cover shoot for Marie Claire magazine that will feature AnistonÖ and her other co-stars from the October comedy, Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin. ìWord is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,î says an insider familiar with the movieís shoot. ìIt was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.î

So whatís Jenís beef with [Connelly]? While Anistonís rep denies that thereís any discord between the actresses, they just didnít hit it off, says the insider: ìThere was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didnít seem like friends in the slightest.î

Aw, look, the wicked stepmother won't let Cinderella come to the ball with her and her daughters. Only Cinderella Connelly doesn't need glass slippers or a pretty dress designed by rodent helpers to snag the title of Prettiest Princess in the Land. Because Cinderella Connelly has another magical trick up her sleeve. The enchanted double dong dildo. Covered in fairy dust and shimmering lube. Only watch out–at midnight, it turns back into a zucchini. Eat shit, Aniston!

Are you an Aniston admirer? She gets naked at MrSkin.com.

And if you're all about Connelly, she's nude there, too.

Hollywood's Hottest Honkers

Agent E. — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:55:58 +0000

What better way to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month than by talking about how awesome and bouncy and soft boobs are? We really can't think of a better way. And since you douchebags love lists almost as much as you love titties, Film Threat put together a little historical countdown, complete with a cleavage-fest via YouTube clips. So here they are, in somewhat chronological order, the best bazooms in moviedom:

Mae West
Jane Russell
Marilyn Monroe
Dorothy Dandridge
Jayne Mansfield
Sophia Loren
Elizabeth Taylor
Brigitte Bardot
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
Raquel Welch
Chesty Morgan
Tura Satana
Uschi Digard
Pam Grier
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci
Rosario Dawson
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Green
Jennifer Tilly
Asia Argento
Thandie Newton
Helen Mirren
Jessica Rabbit

Seriously? Jessica fucking Rabbit? Is that the best you could do, Film Threat? Did you think to yourselves, "Man, we've exhausted all the luscious lung pillows in Hollywood. There is not one set of sweater kittens left worth ogling. Guess we better talk about some cartoon casabas"? Did Lindsay Lohan's meaty Mean Girls-era mounds not make the list due to the creepy teenage factor? Did you disregard Elizabeth Hurley because she seems like a bit of a shrew? Did Jessica Simpson get cut because you've never actually been able to watch her on film for longer than three minutes? Was there really not one single set of Hollywood hooters that you found more appealing than Jessica Rabbit's paper-and-ink pom poms?

Not content reading about those famous boobers? You're in luck, because most of these ladies have shown off their spongecakes, and you can see them at MrSkin.com.

BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2006 Part 2

Agent E. — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:59:43 +0000

As promised we're back with another report on who's taking off their tops in the Great White North at the 2006 Toronto Film Festival. And in this round a couple of career nudists have stepped up to the plate to help you score a home run–even if the only mitt there to catch you is your own hand.

If you were a fifteen-year-old girl in 2001 you will remember Kerry Washington from her Save the Last Dance . . . uh, fame? Is fame the word we're looking for here? You're probably more likely to remember her from her T&A exposure in Sexual Life or her breast flash in Spike Lee's ode to lesbians getting knocked up by a very lucky dude She Hate Me. Now thanks to The Last King of Scotland you'll have another memory of this luscious mocha lady's naked body, specifically her ass. And if that's not enough to keep you in your seat until the one-hour-fifteen-minute mark, there are some anonymous breasts peppered throughout to keep you well spiced.

Juliette Binoche comes from a lovely breed–French women who love to drop their duds. Americans probably know her breast from her flashes in The English Patient or The Unbearable Lightness of Being, or perhaps from her unexplainably non-nude appearances in Chocolat or Trois couleurs: Bleu. Breaking and Entering brings the maturing mama back to the skin side after a four-year absence with a nice display of all three B's. The film also offers a panty-clad Robin Wright Penn and a view of Vera Farmiga's left breast as she offers it up to Jude Law. Apparently Vera never saw those pictures of his teeny wiener.

In our last report we brought you the sad news of Kate Winslet's naked body being covered from the camera's peering lens in All the King's Men, but today we have much better news: The workhorse of English naked lassies is back in the skin game after taking a few years off to raise her family. But she's keeping it family friendly–at least in the title–with Little Children. Kate's nudity, however, is simply glandly friendly. She displays nice T&A during lots and lots of sex. As an added bonus there are topless photos of Sarah Buxton displayed on a computer screen and skin favorite Jennifer Connelly gives up a quick underwear flash.

This concludes the Breaking Nudes portion of our broadcast; we will now return to our regularly scheduled program of "Is that her nipple or not? C'mon, we've gotta know!" and Lindsay Lohan being rushed–rushed I tells ya–to the hospital, again.

If you can't wait for these films to hit your local multiplex, head over to MrSkin.com. If you start with Juliette Binoche you'll be there for a loooong time.

Jennifer Connelly Does More During Sex Than Most People Do All Day

Agent E. — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:40:03 +0000

Beautiful people are better than you in every single way, níest-ce pas? They are constantly having piles of money thrust upon them while they have earth-shattering, life-affirming sex. Well, that is unless youíre Jennifer Connelly and husband Paul Bettany; then you just get those pesky chores youíve been meaning to do out of the way while youíre participating in a nice game of hide the salami.

Jennifer Connelly, who is so revered around the CelebNewsWire office that many a young chap has lost an entire day of work hypnotized by the shrine weíve erected in her honor, told Esquire magazine how she manages to get so much done: "I just don't like to multi-task. I can't read a book and run on the treadmill; I don't like to be on the phone and play with the kids. Except having sex. I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room's dark enough, I like to do some online shopping." Great. Now weíre going to lose another day imagining Jennifer with a well-worn copy of Hamlet, pausing every few minutes to look up a particularly tricky word or to give hubby Paulís hands a little direction. And then maybe she'll put down the book and pick up a feather duster and try to take care of a little light cleaning while she's getting her pipes cleaned . . . Uh, where were we? Oh yeah, hot people doin' it. Personally we really, really hope that Jennifer is joking about this whole business. We prefer to think that the truly beautiful among us are only capable of steaming-hot native-awakening jungle sex.

See why Jennifer totally deserves that shrine. At MrSkin.com.