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Jennifer Aniston Not Adopting a Baby Boy
It's been years since the whole "dumped for a gorgeous fertile humanitarian" thing, and the tabloids still haven't had any luck in finding poor, sad Jennifer Aniston a man. They've tried and tried, pairing her with every dick-wielder who comes within 200 feet of her, but no luck. She must be unlovable. So screw that [...]
Jennifer Aniston Begs: Get off Twitter and Feel My Twatter
You know how you got really mad at your high school boyfriend for spending more time with his Playstation than he did with you so you dumped him? Jennifer Aniston is totally the same. Only she was pissed about John Mayer's Twittering habits. Reports IMDb:
Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped boyfriend John Mayer because of his obsession [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Jennifer Aniston's Friends Salary Really Taught Her the Value of a Dollar
For today's installment of Ridiculous Shit Famous People Waste Money On, we turn to Jennifer Aniston's hair. Says The Daily Mail:
Amid a sea of beehives, bouffants and buns, it was a remarkably low-key affair.
In fact, Jennifer Anistonís red-carpet hairstyle looks like something most of us could attempt with a decent pair of straightening irons and [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Jennifer Aniston's New Movie Is a Real Turkey. BASTER, That Is! Har Har!
When all the gossip magazines and websites have banded together to make one out as a bitter harpy spinster with a crumbling, dusty womb covered in cobwebs, what else can one do but make lemonade? That's exactly what bitter harpy spinster Jennifer Aniston is doing! According to The Hollywood Reporter, she's signed on to play [...]
Johniston, We Hardly Knew Ye
He contorts his face entertainingly while strumming a glorified phallus. She's America's favorite wronged woman. He has a new armful of tattoos. Her body is a wonderland. Together, they are lonely Jennifer Aniston and boy toy John Mayer, and they might be dunzo for the second time. IMDb reports:
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reportedly [...]
Jennifer Aniston Will Prove That She's Happy If It Fucking Kills Her
"Hey, pssst, guys. Hey! Hey, you over there! With the cameras. Look at me. Look at me with my boyfriend. This guy here, he's my boyfriend. We do it and stuff. Don't we look happy? I am so damn happy! You should take our picture so the whole world can see just how happy we [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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